New To The Crew
 

I AM NEWWWWWWWWW


HELLO EVRYONE i WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE MY SELF i JUST RECENTLY SIGNED UP FOR THIS INCREDIBLE WEBSITE THAT I HAD NO IDEA EXISTED. MY FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE IS THE REMAKE OF TEXAS CHAINSAW MASACRE. I LOVE MICHEAL MYERS. AND I'M A LITTLE DISGUESTED WITH ALL OF THE NEW SCARY MOVIES OUT THAT ARE DUDS LOOK FORWAD TO CHATTING WITH SOME OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you.

The remake of TCM was a dud if you ask me.

Re: New To The Crew
 

what site is it you lot are all coming from... seams to me, a bunch of angsty teenagers have decided to draft a plan together over at their forum, and one by one make their way over here, under the guise of a silly poster. With the intentions of causing some havoc over here. The idea has worn a little thin now guys... and the 'HIGH PRIEST WISE' effect is kind of getting boring now.

welcome...............don't take things personally......etc


and keep repeating

it's only a forum...
it's only a forum...



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Re: New To The Crew
 

Turn your caps lock off you lame dickhead. What's with all these
fucking Jr. High students showing up here??? Go back to jerking your little pud off to your Daddys hidden Playboy magazine you
zit faced, buck toothed, braces wearing mother fucker!!!!!
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Welcome to Horror.com
:D

Y'know, I'd usually say something long-winded and mildly humorous, but...

This is stupid. How many of these caps-lock, nothing-interesting-to-say kids do we need? Scaryminda15 was at least funny, but these are dumb...

Ah shit. I was looking forward to seeing another great ItsAlive noob post. Do it for me, not him. Pleasssee...

Aight. I give you a poem by Robert Frost.

I dwell in a lonely house I know
That vanished many a summer ago,
And left no trace but the cellar walls,
And a cellar in which the daylight falls,
And the purple-stemmed wild raspberries grow.

O'er ruined fences the grape-vines shield
The woods come back to the mowing field;
The orchard tree has grown one copse
Of new wood and old where the woodpecker chops;
The footpath down to the well is healed.

I dwell with a strangely aching heart
In that vanished abode there far apart
On that disused and forgotten road
That has no dust-bath now for the toad.
But lbuie loves the smell of dudes' farts.

Hahahahahaha.

You're the best, man, you always have me laughing.