Hello
 

Yup, I the silly n00b. Been getting tired of some of the old forums I used to frequent so I figured I might as well check this one out.

Also active at:
World Wide DVD Forums
Dreamin Demon
Fangoria
The Horror Channel
Fireside Chat
Nightmare Cult
The Admin Zone

No longer active at:
I Spit On Your Movie
Echoes of Fear
Horror Movie Fan Club
3am Horror Review

Banned from:
DVD Maniacs
B-Headed

Used to write for:
Horror Review
Horror View

Now writing for:
My Own Site (Coming soon)

Seems like a good forum. Expect to be around here a fair bit.

Re: Hello
 

I was competing for the Iowa City athletic games, and I always dreamed of winning the 100 meter dash. I trained really hard, almost five hours a day, every day, for three months. I followed a strict diet, worked out, ran and took dietary supplements. My time finally came; I was so nervous, but I was ready. The gun fired and I took off, passing up everyone around me. Well, it turns out I won by a landslide and they presented me with my trophy in front of everyone. I was so proud as I looked down at the inscription...

It said you saw a guy taking a shower and you think about it when you're alone, then you think about touching yourself.

Welcome!:D

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LMMAO

Dude.... You´re sick!!:p

Re: Hello
 

we're going to check your resume and get back to you. don't call us we'll call you.

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Butterscotch, butterscotch
on your lips!
How many boyfriends
did you kiss?!

1 boy, 2 boys, 3 boys
THREE BOYS!!!

Get lost.

Welcome to the forum, I think you'll like it here. ;)

Re: Hello
 

Are we suppose to care about all this bullshit

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DUDE ;) I absolutely adore your humor :p