Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
 

Well? Give me one good reason.

So many people die every day and are basically thrown away to rot. Why aren't we freezing and eating these people? You'd think since everyone is so concerend about waste nowadays that we'd start talking about ways to make it safe to eat. I'm sure we taste delicious, and it would be great for feeding starving countries. Fuck Bono, the key to ending hunger is in human meat.

but what about religion? I'm way ahead fo you. You'd need something like an organ donor card, so that as soon as you're dead, whoever it is can see the card and start preserving your delicious body for consumption. Obviously people with diseases would not be allowed to have this card.

Why would people buy these cards you ask? So that they can get discounts at fast food places. That's right, fatten them up a little. ;)

At first, there might be a few restaurants over here serving high priced human bits, but after awhile I'm sure we'll have all-u-can-eat human bars and everything.

How does this help the poor people again? Oh yeah, the poor people get screwed as usual. Oh well, pass me a fork I'm starving.

edit: If I had my way there would be no cards. It's just a new title, I'd rather be people food than worm food.

If people became food, there'd be people out there who kill other people for food, just like animals.

Ooh, and people get more diseases than animals. I don't wanna bite down into the meat of some dude who had aids or cancer.

And the whole poor people thing... they wouldn't starve, because once eating people becomes acceptable, the poor people are just gonna start goin' to graveyards and diggin up the freshies, or worse still... start killing people and eating em'.

It's a possible solution to world hunger problems, but there's SOOOOO many problems. There's not as many emotional or philosophical hurdles when it comes to sticking a prod up a cow's ass and shocking it to death.

you can't just go around eating adults. They have been fornicating, exersizing and eating all this processed food that isn't good for you. Adults are like fish who have been swimming around in mercury.

Baby, now thats where its at. You ever notice the cutier the animal the better tasting it is? Think how lovely baby would be.

eat them both! *drool*

Im so very hungry now, Im going to fix that.

Mad Cow disease...comes from cannabalism. There are a lot of other diseases that one can get as well.

I can't believe I read this fucking thread.:rolleyes:

I really hope you dont know any young children!

That's true. I did respond. Now I'm double...okay now I TRIPLE the dumbass. I must go cleanse myself in acid or bleach ( a base)

True. Bring on the fresh, untainted meat.

LOL

back on topic)

Obviously eating people who are not healthy would not be a good idea. Eating human flesh puts you at more risk than eating other animals, but people still eat steak raw. I would say a raw steak is worse than a cleaned, and well cooked, moderately healthy human.