The secret agenda of machines
 

That's right. They're all out to get you. I didn't know this until a woman informed me of this today. I have a part time job at K Mart so I have cheap bastards on top of the joys of working in retail. This is a dramatization of today's events.

Bi-polar lady: Can you print my check out for me?

Me: Yes ma'am

Bi-polar lady: ::Impatient sigh:: ::impatient sigh.::

Me: Here's your receipt. Have a nice day.

Bi-polar lady: What happened to my check?!

Me: ...The register took it ma'am...we keep the check.

Bi-polar lady: Don't be a smartass! You probably overcharged me.

Me: I just put the check in. The register takes it.

Bi-polar lady: Walmart lets me see my checks. I should have known better than to shop here.

Me: Maybe you should take on the strenuous challenge of writing out you check ma'am.

She walked off afterwards. She was either angry or didn't know what strenuous meant...I'm not sure...Perhaps I wouldn't have been so annoyed if she hadn't written the check out for $3.75! -.-. I'll admit she wasn't the worst customer I've ever delt with but...who does this...?!

LOL...I'll bet you were waiting all day to come and share that with us tonight:D



Seriously though...I just ignore people like that...

Actually no but after seeing that a thread had been created to keep us up to date on some mixed up bodily functions...it couldn't hurt to vent...>.>;;

Vent? VENT? Yes, let's...

The ceiling in my bathroom is leaking water. It's midnight and its not a "major water break", so I can't call the emergency line at our apartment. I'm taking a science class that I hate and I'm doing quite crappily in. I need to go ask my NEW apartment company if I can move in four days earlier than the lease begins, because THIS lease ends four days BEFORE my next... so if I can't get in early, I'm living on the street.

I'm stressing.

I am sitting at "work", bored out of my fucking skull, waiting for the guy from HR to take me to my exit interview so that i can get a big fat check and go home for the next month.


I waited forever to get laid off, and now they are fucking dragging it out.... bleh.