Who is going to this???? Horror convention
 

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Rarely does the Creeper ever leave the serenity of The Shire and head into Mordor, but for a horror convention such as this I have to.

Plan on getting a hotel room for the nite, not that I will be needing it. Your all invited to help me trash the hotel room as long as we put it on a stolen credit card.

They have a late nite drive in movies screen set up in the parking lot, course you have to bring your lawn chairs, there is no room for cars to be parked there.

Look for me. I will be the longhaired guy that looks like a combination between Lemmy and Rob Zombie. No doubt I will be wearing black, a cowboy hat and a shirt that says WWCD. You can figure that one out on your own. I will not be signing autographs, unless your a hott vampyress model.

I may or may not be drooling over Adrian Barbeau (soo me I spelled her name wrong) I may or may not be intoxicated and I will defin. be carrying a weapon of some sort, probably something sharp.

My mistress will be with me, you will wonder what a beauty like her is doing with a monster like me, I often ask myself the same question.

I may invite you to my room for a human sacrifice, you can be the guest of honor.

Might as well live up to the Christian Rights idea of a Witch.

You have more than a month, make plans now. If you live less than an 100 miles away from Shitcago you have no fukin excuses.


Almost forgot,its a mile and a half from Ohare airport and if you are stupid enough to fly (didnt you see Twilight Zone the Movie?) I may or may not come pick you up:p

Now THAT is an invitation. Fuck Hallmark, Creeper, you should start your own business.

i'm going to the Rue-Morgue one in toronto in August..
3 days of horror nerd geekdom and i'm going to eat up every second of it and take a million pictures..

Nothing like this ever comes to New England....


Probably because 90% of the population up here are assholes. Salem goes all out every halloween, but trying to get parkling is so bad that it's not worth the trip.

This one should be so sweet. Im gonna spend so much money :D

This one should be so sweet. Im gonna spend so much money :D





stupid puter duble posting :mad:

I'm not withing 100 miles of Chicago, but I'm within 500.

I might check it out if I got the time to take off work.

I have my moments I guess.

I so want to go to the Festival of Fear, maybe next year, if they let me across the border.

I heard you have to sing the Canadian national anthem to the border guards.

I can do it on the kazoo, but that is as good as it gets.

i'm sure you can get away with just doing a beaver impersonation ..

shit i dont think i even know the words to the canadian national anthem anymore ...