my mom is dumb
 

my dad was watching history channel on abraham lincoln. it was explaining all about the emancipation proclamation and stuff

they were sitting at the table eating and saying stuff in tagalog.
my dad says to me
'Kristin, explain something to your mom'
'what'
'shes asking if abraham lincoln is black'

^_^

Oh, you're from the Philippines...

Re: my mom is dumb
 

only in tagalog it sounded something like :

'panumanumanumanumanumanum'

no. he turned and aked me that stuff in english.

Your mom's probably ugly, too. Seriously.

no, most think shes pretty hot actually. well, more pretty, not so much a milf. she dresses too cheesy to be hot.

+1

Pics?

That's so pathetic it almost brings a tear to my eye.

It seems humor is wasted on this forum.

:(

Why would I want pics of some dude's busted old mother?

lol. Well, it's a chick's mother...

And I don't know why, but I thought you did.