Security guard...
 

During my senior year in high school they hired a new security guard for the student parking lot. She was pretty cool because she let my friends and I smoke in the parking lot, and she would talk to the kids about shit. Sometime after my class graduated I heard on the local news that she murdered her husband with a shotgun and tried blaming it on her son. I never heard much about it afterwards but I thought it was pretty fucked up. In case it means anything to anyone, I went to Sharpstown High School in Houston, TX, a place with a reputation for fucked up stuff.

wow, that's kind of fucked up