Late Night TV
 

"Imagine your father killing your mother, then imagine him walk free."

I turned on a random station and heard the host of A Current Affair say that.

There's so much WEIRD STUFF on television from midnight on, it's incredible. I've been having sleep problems as of late, so I'm watching a lot of incredibly weird shit. The combination of Coors Light and On Demand is turning out to be bad. It's around midnight, so I'm just gonna keep tabs on all the crazy shit I see.

Join me?

Right now there's an infomercial for a children's bouncing pit (the blow-up outdoor party thing) and the guy speaking is saying "It's so safe! You won't need to worry about your kids running into the street, y'know, maybe getting hit by a car, because they'll be in the bounce pit!"

A little overboard on the safety.

Now they're saying that even though it's just filled with air, it's almost "impervious".

Like, "It's so safe, you could literally unload this automatic shotgun INTO the bounce pit, and the children would come out almost UNHARMED!"

Hmmmmm.....I could use one of those where I live.

I have trouble sleeping as well....I usually have the television on Turner Classics Movies or Cartoon Network late night.

Cartoon Network isn't weird enough at 3 in the morning, I'm working on pure infomercials right now.

I just saw a movie clip with James Earl Jones in a bug costume too. I'm just confused.

A bug costume? Are you hallucinating? :D

What? It happens.

I have been drinking:D

But no, it seriously was him. I'm looking it up right now to find out what fuckin' movie it was.

I have been drinking also....but I have yet to see James Earl Jones in a bug costume. I have some seen some pretty unusual things but not that. ;)

Let me know what movie....that I would have to witness for myself.

Oh. Duh...

It's Exorcist II... I never knew he was the guy in the bug outift.

When the higher-ups here read this I'm gonna be in trouble...:D

Ah, I have never made it all the way through Exorcist II.....*shudders*....what I have seen is more than enough.

Yeah, it's shitty. But if you're a fan of locusts, it's like the 4th best movie out there for ya.