will someone bloody damn well scare me!
 

i need fear! i need to be scared! why wont you scare me?

Meet me in a dark alley and I'll give it my best shot.:D Welcome to horror.com.

you ever had that feeling?
you're walking in the city, it's about half past midnight
not a soul in the streets
you are thinking, aaah what a beautifull evening
then you hear a strange noise, you think, meh, the wind
you hear the scratching off metal against the asfalt
you look back only to see an empty road
your heart starts to pound a bit, you're thinking what the fuck, I need to cut back on my drinks
you're walking further , take a right, take a left, only to find yourself in the same street you heard the noise in, you get freaked, scared
you hear the scratching again, followed by a loud tsing sound, you hear dripping sounds, you look up, it's not raining, you cannot look down again, something is very wrong, your head starts to tilt further backwards, then you see the asfalt closing in on you, then you realize, your head has been cut of by the grimm reaper, he stands there, silent as ever, leaning foreward, sticking out his claw, grabbing you by the hair and dragging your head further away into darkness


meh, not to scary but meh

welcome to the forum the only thing scary I can think of.. is some of the threads on here:D lol

Re: will someone bloody damn well scare me!
 

Next time you go to bed and your closet door is open just a crack I may be in there waiting for you. I may be in that black sedan that followed you home last week and sat idling up the street. When you go into the bathroom and the shower curtain is pulled closed, I may be in there waiting to spring on you. I may be in your garden shed looking to do Gods know what with your Daddys new hedge trimmer. Right now I will just welcome you to the forum.

The Creeper

maybe ur trying 2 hard.....just forget abt it and when u least expect it something will scare u. we're all afraid of something i dont think ur an exception

Carrot top is being cast as as the lead singing zombie in George A. Romero's the Night of the Living Dead 4, Diamond Dead (Which I'm wondering if that's a David Bowie reference).

so you want to be scared, huh. just think about this. In less than a year, g.w.bush will probably be re-elected. oops, better not say too much, there might be some boogie-men coming after me.

...........if that doesnt scare you nothing will. I thought he only did comedy stuff? or is this gonna me one of those intended to be scary but truns out funny things?

me is supposed to be be sorry abt that