1000 posts.
 

yyyaaaaayyy!!!!

pssht I hit 1000 ages ago. Nobody threw me a party.

ya...but im throwing myself one (:

In other more important news: Somebody set a fire just outside my house. The firemen are putting it out now.

Some lady came to my door and told my about it and I was like "just stamp it out or something" she wasn't amused. She was so sure I wasn't going to call she waited outside until I told her I called. I should have just told her to get the fuck off my lawn, but I didn't because I'm so polite.

I wasn't going to get a bucket of water and put it out myself, but I probably could have. By the time the firefighters got here it was pretty big though.

what exactly was on fire ? the lawn ?

nah, long dead grass on the other side of a stream beside my lawn. About 30 feet from my house.

what didnt you just take that lady and pushe her down and roll her around on it ...


or better yet .. get your friend that pees between cars ..
she could put out a forest fire judging from the liquid she lost in that picture

Be honest, you set the fire

that would be kind of funny in a way ... set the fire - go inside ..

problem is BC has a real problem with forest fires .. it gets dry in the summer and there are a lot of areas that are all timber ...

you can get 4 of the things going at once ..

for the same reason I didn't put the fire out myself, didn't want to get my hands dirty :D

Not a good idea, we're hardcore we drink whiskey in the morning and pure gasoline at night. At any time in the day, that shit is gonna be flammable. ;)