Biggest Insult
 

I was sitting in Village Inn (its like a Denny's) with some friends and this family walked by us on their way out. The son, had to be like 15, stops in front of the table.

Real politely, he hands me a napkin with the words "Congratulations, Mr. Annoying" in crayon. He drew it up to look like a certificate or something.

Then he thanks me and tries to shake my hand, then just leaves. Half of me wanted to beat the shit outta him, but the other half just wanted to commend him on his huge balls.

So here's the actual question: What's the biggest or best insult you've gotten from someone?

What were you doing?

Nothing, really! We knew one of the waitresses so we were talking to her, and I was a lot less loud than usual, so I don't really know.

Maybe it was just a wandering family of assholes.

Wankers.

i cant think of a damn thing.

i think paying to see The Village was a huge insult - but thats not what you're looking for ..



neither is this probably but ...

there was this skank manager where i used to work that would walk in on a private meeting to talk about non work shit to my boss with me standing there in mid sentance ..

and i also recently had a c**t of a boss that would walk away while i was talking to him.
After that whenever he talked to me i just stood and stared down at him, and i wouldnt say a god damn word - i'd just walk away when he was finished.

why did you censor cunt?

I thought it was supposed to be "coat".

maybe it was clit

Can´t come up with an exact example right now. But i will guess that my former boss in the book shop is behind the first 100 biggest insults. That man could really piss me off easily.:mad:

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