Pope
 

He is really dead now

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Yep, REALLY dead!

Oddly enough, he's been dead since the stroke. It's all just nerves and stuff now

Dude, what if the Pope doesn't get into heaven? If he got denied, we'd all be fucked.

I would just start slittin' throats.

Seems like the Pope isn't even sure. If he knew he'd go to heaven, why would he need a bullet-proof clear box around him when he's in the Pope-mobile?

I don't really see what makes him so special. It's not like the old monarch of England where they were born into supremacy, he's elected by a group of cardinals.

Hope it's not the ones doing steroids

LOL:D I think it's safe to say they don't. I don't think anyone who plays for the Cardinals does either.

As in recently or, say, 1998?