The funny parts
 

I figured we could use a more light-hearted version of the "Gets your blood boiling" thread.


What parts from movies have made you laugh out loud, or were just very clever and you thought they were funny?


I always liked the part in trainspotting where Renton decides he is going to kick heroin and goes to Mikey Forrester, who gives him Opium suppositories. They argue a bit, and Renton finally "administers" them to himself.

Mikey says "I bet you feel better already"
Renton replies "For all the good they've donbe me, i mayas well've just shoved them up my ass." Then gives a realllly sarcastic smile.


I also like it when he announces that he is going to quit and says how he is going to do it:

Renton: the sick boy method.

Swanney: A lot of good it has done for him....

Renton: he has always been lacking in moral fiber.

Swanney: He knows a lot about Sean Connery.

Renton: Thats not a substitute.

Re: The funny parts
 

"Your a horrible shot for being a vegetarian"

Isn't that what he says?

the part in cabin fever where the hill-folk ask, why would you steal a snickers and the wise ass answers because of the nuget.

Re: Re: The funny parts
 

No, he shoots the dog and Sickboy says "Mark, for a vegetarian, you're a fucking evil shot."

the scene in Raising Arizona where the idiot friend comes over with all the bratty kids ..

The news footage of the alien in Scary Movie 3 .. had me in tears

I still havent seen SM3 yet, but the sex scene in the first one made me literally stop breathing.

When the kid starts yelling "OHHHHH SHIIIIIT!!!!!" and then explodes, pasting the girl to the ceiling.... I just about shit myself. i still laugh just thinking about it.

It only made it worse when he started to shrivel up like a friggin' capri sun....

Ive only seen Scary Movie 3, but It was hilarious. The part where the RIng was on the screen, and a dudes but sat on it and started shitting. LOL! And the Signs rip off, when he asks how his wife is slpit in half, and pulls out all this random food. lmao

One of the funniaet parts in a movie That I can remember, is Cheech and Chong's Nice Deams
SPOILER/sort of!

Cheech is put in a straight jacket in a white room with white walls, and is going crzy, jumping all over the place screaming "MY BALLS ITCH!!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!!!!!!!"

omg I was lauhging so hard.

The bush guy played by Jaime Kennedy in Harold and Kumar

"Fucking Treehugger!"

It always seems to be the little things that give me the biggest laughs.


"Does your dog bite"

"These go to eleven"

"And don't call me shirley"