Alone in the dark was terrible!
 

This movie was just utterly horrid. It makes "House of the Dead" look like oscar material. I liked "HOTD" in a so bad it's good kind of way. But "Alone in the Dark" was god awful. It's a shame too because it had a good story, that wasn't utilized well.

Guess what? Alone in the Dark was made by the same director as "House of the dead"

He apparently has decided his duty is to provide the world with landfill based on video games.

ya i heard house of the dead really sucked ass. didn't it have like, shots of the actual video game in it at parts? thats fukin retarded.

the best part of the house of the dead was the shots of the videogame... haha... i knew it was gonna be bad when they arrive at the island and there is a sega rave dance party going on and the occassional topless girl popping out. i rented it bc the box cover looked cool but i was wrong.

Was anybody expecting anything different? Now this prick's gonna screw up Bloodrayne, too. :mad: :mad: Maybe we'll get lucky and it won't get released after producers see how bad Alone Jacking Off In The Dark is.

AND Far Cry? What the fuck? Uwe Boll needs to be shot. Shotgun, both barrels, right against the forehead.

Check this out:
http://www.uweboll.com/


its the director's homepage :D:p

Click the link, trust me. it is funny and i hope he has seen it.

OMG that link is histaricall, real horrorshow. As for Alone, it was at least a step up from House of the Dead. And by step up i mean bigger budget. I was hoping it would have another zombie sword fight at the end but a lass it never. At one point it was just a crappy rob zombie music video.

Seriously, You guys should have known better.