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I'm going out with a blonde girl......
...that is so blonde...
She got stabbed in a shoot-out. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order. She tried to drown a fish. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over a cordless phone. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.' If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. She studied for a blood test... and failed. She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train. She sold the car for gas money. When she heard that 90 percent of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. :D :D that fuckin taco bell one is superb ....roflmao. |
HAHAHA!:mad: :p
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lol, how do you put up with her?
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LMFAO!!! :D
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LMAO. |
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
You mean you're not supposed to do that? I'm gonna have to look into this.....:( |
Two blonds were driving through the tunnel to Disneyland when they came up to a fork in the road...
the fork read "Disneyland Left <--" so they turned around and went home. :D |
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bird.''
And the blonde looks up and says, ''Where?'' |
Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks?
A: Nothing. |
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