smell like bullshit
 

sad sad story i came across

"A girl and a guy are speeding over 100mph on the road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy:No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: i love you, but slow down.
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day): ... A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of brake failure. Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that his brakes had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know. Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die. "

sounds gay, and i dont believe it for a second. 1) going 100 mpg like a helmet wuold make a diff? 2) so the brakes failed, so the implication is that the accelartor is stuck perhaps? 3) ud think hed run out of gas eventually? 4) GAY GAY GAY!!

i mean ok could make for a cute tdsory but come on it doesnt make any sense!

:D

Yeah, i mean how would they know his true intentions, if he was dead lol.

That's kinda cute, but if his accelorator wasn't broken, he probably should have slowed down. Also, why the hell was there only one helmet? That's a major safety hazard!

every fucking day someone sends me some stupid piece of shit email like the one above.
usually with some moralistic message at the end...
'dance like you havent shit your pants' ..etc...

The internet is truely a wonderful thing .. it is a vast source of information .. at makes the world a smaller place ... there is entertainment to be had, and hundereds of other positive things.

unfortunately - just like in real life society, there are those who take advantage of anything that comes along and exploits it for their own purposes ...


1) sex crimes
2) scams

and my personal demon :

3) creative writing for the purposes of 'touching out hearts'

there are a lot of sad lonely people out there looking for something to believe in .. they are the target audience for the bullshit atrocities that are the emails - as the one in this opening thread.


'I was shot 50 times ... but i forgave my attacker ..'
'You could die at any second, live life to the fullest..'

oh my heart .. i've been touched so deeply by these warm fuzzy meaningful fucking 'stories' that i could puke acidic bile and burn a hole through my hardwood floor.

fuck the people who sit in their sad little rooms coming up with this shit....i hate those fucking assholes with a vengeance.
- and although i'm not going to go billy badass and wish them horrible painful deaths ...
...i would like someone to kick them in the nuts and yell loudly in their faces spraying spit all over their open-wide terrified eyes 'GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU PATHETIC LOOSER !!!! - AND LEAVE THE FUCKING INTERNET TO SOMEONE WHO HAS A FUCKING BRAIN'

HAHAHHA yeash i get that all the time too. "COPY THIS AND REPOST IT BLAH BLAH BLAH IM COOL :cool: "

or pass this to 14957754i974 people in the next 2 seconds or you will die by my chainsaw:eek:

fucking shite.

I've been riding for 20 years and feel that I can say that this story is pure, unadulterated BULLSHIT!

You can shut a bike down any number of ways in a spit second! Have you ever talked to someone riding on your bitch seat at 100 MPH? you gotta yell at them so they can hear you over the wind, exhaust and engine noise (yeah, I ride HD's). By the time they talk, take a helmet off, someone else put it on, a couple of minutes have elapsed. Plenty of time to down shift, pull the spark plug, just shut the bike off OR pull in the clutch and coast etc...

The chances of his brakes going out, the throttle sticking to the point that it would not work, and the clutch failing are pretty fucking remote.

Yeah, but then you have to realize, some people are just plain Stupid.......

They count on people not knowing any of that. I don't think they could even hear eachother at 100 miles an hour.

yeh its just funny cuz someone posted that and all these people wre like 'omg thats so sad omg that made me cry awww' and im like U GUYS R IDIOTS

i mean i get what they tryin to do here but shit they coulda made a much mucj better story than that. and the fact that all these peeople were gettin teary eyed over it COME ON........