ATTEMPTED Chainsaw Suicide...This One Lived
 

Chainsaw Suicide Goes Wrong

Prague - A 32-year-old Czech tried to commit suicide by cutting his throat with a chain saw but survived after the machine missed his jugular artery and got stuck in his spine, a report said on Wednesday.

This was his second suicide attempt, CTK news agency reported. He had earlier tried to hang himself from a tree branch but the branch snapped and he broke both legs in the fall, it said.

The man was taken to a Prague hospital and was recovering in an intensive care unit, hospital officials said.

Family problems were the likely reason for his suicide attempts, CTK reported. His first suicide attempt came after his wife threatened to divorce him and take their daughter with her.

That dude just isnt supposed to die

lol after 2 failed suicides he shuold just give up already....

trying to kill himsefl that is :)

but then again... 3rd times a charm!

hahaha wow Im in awe of this dude. How do you take a chainsaw to your own throat? that's awesome. lol