Swearing @ Work
 

Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received
from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will
no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of
being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with
co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING"
phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and
information can continue in an effective manner.



1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the f___ you're doing.



2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:
She's a ball-busting b__ch.



3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the f___ do you expect me to do this

4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No f______ way.



5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be sh__ing me!



6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a sh__.



7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my f______ problem.



8) TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the f___?



9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This sh__ won't work.



10) TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the h_! __ didn't you tell me sooner?



11) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his a__.



12) TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat sh__ and die.



13) TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my a__.



14) TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
F___ it, I'm on salary.



15) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
Shove it up your a__.



16) TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
This job sucks.



17) TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the h___ died and made you boss



18 ) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF:
He's a pr_ck.



Thank You,
Human Resources

TRY SAYING:
I find this joke to be rather amusing.
INSTEAD OF:
LMFAO!!!!!!Thats good shit!

Lmao i know eh. I thought omg that is where i work lol.

Ok, that was funny, but just to take it to another level, why is it that America is supposed to be a land of freedom (ie. freedom of speech and so on) yet there's so much censorship. People are offended too easily and it's bullshit.....Fucking whiney bitches....When I lived in Germany, they used nudity to sell butter, yet in America, will you ever see boobs in a commercial? I don't think so.....I could rant and rave about this on and on, but no one would read it, so I'll leave it at this.....Fuck Censorship! Where's the "freedom"?

America sucks!

I'm filling out the necessary forms to become a Canadian.

I'm gonna start my own country.....Who wants to be a citizen?

I'm down.

Can I bring my cat?

Lmao how cute

Cute, huh? I mean cute, eh?

Back the fuck off! We're not shootin' for cute here!

http://uncommonmisconception.typepad.com/home/cat.jpg

There is no descrimination in my country......It's very free, yet not to the point of anarchy, because anarchy would just plain suck....Bring whatever you like.....