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lookin for a girl friend.
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. |
That is funny. :)
I have one. Im only 28. Im a happy man. :) |
jesus, thank god that turned into a joke .. i thought the thread was going to be some teen beat ann landers advice to the lovelorn abomination :)
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yeah, you could do that, but then what are you going to look for next after you find something wrong with her
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girl with a bigg ass?
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jeeez ......why didnt you ask me, I could have told you that, and saved you typing the rest of the thread :D |
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yeah, still cant figure out why it tastes of breast milk lol |
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