Best fuckin' soup ever!
 

Lipton Chicken Noodle.

Always been my favorite. Just finished off a bowl, and am pissed because I have no more.

I made a soup last week that beats all others. It was pureed potatoe and roasted garlic, along with potato chuinks and chopped garlic, spinach, and poached chicken. It was amazing. About 12-15 cloves of garlic went into it.


Oh, and in case someone decides to say this wasnt a horror-related topic, i used an evil ladel to portion it out.

Yes yes ... me too. Evil ladles can be easily summoned with a dash of St. John's Wort into a bowl of virgin blood ...... and a Wal-Mart shopping card.

i still love old school Ramon soup where u just put the noodles in the water and add the pounder sauce.....GREATEST EVER

You use St John's Wort? Rhino testicle is what i used... St johns wort is probably easier to get... That rhino was pissed.

Ah yes. I lived off Ramen my first year in college. Didn't have a stove in the dorm, so I would put the dry noodle cake in the coffee pot and run plain, hot water into it.









And eat it with an evil spoon, to boot.

Clam chowder's the best.

Evil spoon? can i forgo the rhino ball for that one too?

Actually, if you use a rhino ball to conjure an evil spoon you're asking for trouble. My cousin tried that once, and end up with an evil garden hoe with the word "Tang" on the handle.

For the evil spoon, you should cast a cup of spider eggs into a simmering pot of pimp spit. Now, this is where it gets difficult: don't make the mistake of removing the pot from the heat too soon, otherwise your spoon will be an "evil gag spoon", with holes in the bowl. Make sure the spider eggs are completely dissolved in the spit, then remove the pot from the heat. Recite the evil spoon spell, using the toughened back-skin of a 48 year old whore as a drum (you know, to keep the beat). The whore can be older, but she has to be at least 48. The real problem is getting the whore to agree to the spell without having to pay her anything ... I've found that offering her a bite of the soup usually suffices.

doest get any better then soup in a coffee pot