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ShankS 10-02-2004 05:33 AM

Golf Funny
 
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?"
her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money
to afford any." she replies.

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, "For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some
underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Blessed
Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies,"I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says,
"For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes
her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains,"You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,
"Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

:D :D

Haunted 10-02-2004 05:35 AM

Now THAT!!! was funny. Thanks, Shanks. Good morning.

MichaelMyers 10-02-2004 05:37 AM

lol

Malicious_Mirth 10-02-2004 10:01 AM

that was funny shit man


wasnt expectin that one:D :D

WaR38 10-02-2004 02:13 PM

That's a good one. 10 bucks says the scottsman wasn't wearing underwear either.


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