The weathers changing and in come the....
 

....fucking biggest-bastard-house-spiders-know-to-man in from the chill.


I've had to kill 3 of the big bastards already this week. Two of em were crawiling around the bedroom....they just had to go, couldnt stand the thought of one of the gits crawiling over me in my sleep

and the other facehugger was siting on the edge of the kitchen draining board, with big legs dangling over the edge.... out came a big spatular and whack!!!


I just cant stand the things, they make my flesh crawl.

Just thought I'd let you know that it's bad luck to kill spiders in your house...


You're supposed to catch them and put them back outside...





Of course...I'd just squash 'em too:)

They'll creep up on ya ,Shanks. Ya gotta look out for Boris the Spider.

http://fssoapworks.com/spiders.jpg

at least you don't live here. From mid-spring until winter, we get gnats, huge swarms of gnats. And this summer we started getting spider webs around the back door, but the spiders usually aren't in them, so they're probably making more webs elsewhere.


<<<Fails to see the point of both insects and arachnids

there's no way I'd attempt to catch em. As soon as I see one, a killer instict takes over and it has to be dead.


genetic evolution took a complete nose dive when it decided to create creatures with eight hairy legs.... why the hell it couldnt have created a women with three tits or something else more enjoyable..... instead of spiders.

Never really botherd me spiders .... now slugs I hate them big slimey bastards that come in and try and eat the food out of the dogs bowls!

... I f**kin hate slugs, there wrong in every way!

Try putting salt on your dog's food

Every year around October, we get these big orange and black spiders with white spots. They spin their big webs everywhere. On the power lines,under the eves,over the doors. I've had one or two drop down on me while walking out the back door. Man, that will make you sh*t your pants. My son and I like to shoot at them while they are suspended in their webs.[with his Daisy Red Ryder] They explode with yellow goo.:D

yeah, spiders are gross, but its more the suprise of seeing them that gets me.

Now DRAGONFLYS are probably the fucking scariest animal alive. I cant stand to even look at pictures in books. My mom always tries to convince me that they are harmless, and she decorated our screened in porch with dragonfly shit. If a live one ever touched me, Id literally pass out.:eek:

I HATE spiders. I wish they would all just die. Or at least never come within 100 yards of me. The eight-legged freaks.

I like dragonflys, sometimes get them hovering around the pond in the garden, during the summer.

you guys do know that dragonflys eat spiders.........but i know how you feel shanks........i hate fukin spiders too......cant sand the damned things....i ha a brown recluse bite last month and it husrt like hell.......my life mission is to hunt that bastard of an arachnid down and punch him till hes a stain in me carpet................:eek:

Where I live we have mosquitos (a lof of them)

Actualy spiders are the only insect I don't mind............however, now that I am alone in my house, I have come to the realization that all bug extermination is now my job...... :eek:

The other day I had the hugest beetle in my BR that eacaped under the bathtub! Sprayed Windex in the crack! lol

I have no idea how I will deal with the centipedes in the basement.............will have to get Kpro to bring his gun around I guess :p

I normally have no issue with bugs..after all I have a couple spiders I feed but I dont think I cant deal with the spiders in Iraq...check out this picture..of a camel spider they have attitudes..you can shoot them and beat the hell out of them with the butt of a gun and they still go in the sand and pop out at you..they have a very bad habit of holding grudges...

here is a coach roach i found in the yard earlier.....

be glad your not in Georgia... one year when I lived there they had albino roachs white and everything..weirdest fucking thing I had ever seen in my life..well at least up to that point in my life.
When I lived in Charleston,SC the had swarms of little fuckin blue beetles every where..never seen so many damn beetles in my life.

AW come on they're harmless unless you deal with the "dangerous" ones..the key to that is read up on them and know which ones that includes.. Camel spiders bite you and there venom has like a flesh eating substance in it and softens your skin so they can eat into the wound where they like to lay eggs and feast literally inside out..really fuckin nasty spiders if you ask me.:eek:

OMFG!!!!!


fuk that shit i dont like spiders anyway but if i ran into one of those big mothers i think i would first shit my pants then scream like a little gurl.............


and about mosquitos

we have mosquitos in Ms. that have there own theme songs.....:eek: :eek:

There own theme song WTF!!!!

man these mosquitos come at you with a vengeance down here



they always bring friends too........it really sux i mean they are so big.......one time my friend caught one and i swear it looked like a dragonfly i shit you not!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That sounds cool as fucking HELL...Halloween Spiders :cool: The appropriate colors, just at the right time...You could always send them to me;)

The big mosquitos that look like that are call wolf mosquitos they drink the blood out of the smaller ones...but they will bite you too..
They are some freak ass ones thats for sure...18 more days and I dont have to deal with the damn southern bugs anymore!!!!

hahahahaha


nice


the south has got some kick ass bugs thats for sure!!

kick ass is an understatement from HELL..They've got some nasty ass Im going fucking kill your lame ass bugs....My car was covered in grasshoppers this morning...WTF crazy ass shit!!!!

OMG...How can you TOUCH that...I swear, I would rather have a MILLION spiders in my house, than ONE nasty ass, disgusting, fucking roach...ugh...*cringes and shudders*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


funny thing is.....the reason i am laughing is b/c i have had the same thing happen to my car HAHAHAHA



man the fuin bugs here will seriously kidnapp your ass ...........................:eek:

Re: The weathers changing and in come the....
 

...spiders!fuck spiders!"the older the fiddle the sweeter the song.":D

hahaha roaches...come on they just carry about 30 different type of germs on their outter shell..not to mention there are like 50 different breeds of them

about 4 years ago there was an article that was about some researchers who attached microchips on about 100 roaches to monitor their travels..if you found one and returned it unsquashed
there was a reward of 1 million dollars...everytime I squish one I thought damn there goes an easy million bucks...FUCKIN ROACHES

a million dollars........holy shit!!!!!


:eek: :eek:


i want to find one of those

everytime I came across a fucking roach in school in a store I wanted to find a magnafine glass and examine it ..but come on how fucking stupid is that....especially in class in the middle of a lecture grab a roach and examine it could you imagine the nasty ass looks ...Actually I did it a couple of time and if looks could kill I think I would have been dead a couple times

lmfao


i can just see that now


some random chic picking up a roach and studying it ......HAHAHA

You have no idea the chick sitting next to me got all grosed out and asked me if I had flipped me lid..hehehhe. I just looked at her and laughed...so of course I got a dirty look.. OH WELL..hey I could have been a millionair!

hell yeah


i will take a couple dirty looks for a million dollars HAHA

UGH...I'd rather NOT...Money isn't all that :rolleyes:

but a million dollars for just pickin up a roach

HELL YEAH

sign me up god damnit!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree with you!!!!...


Well goodnight all..talk to you same bat time same Bat channel:D

Have any of you seen "Joe's Apartment?" Makes you a little warmer hearted towards roaches.......LOL!:p