The "What If" Game
 

This is how it works: You come up with a scenario. We go for 5 posts on how you would react in that situation, then the 6th person posting would post a new scenario.

What if you found out your mother was cheating on your father? What would you do? Would you tell him?

It's kinda hard picturing My Mom having an affair since my Dad was the only man she ever had sex with.

Plus my Dad is dead, but if he weren't I'd tell him in a second! He'd probably have beat the hell out of the guy for sure.

my mother would not cheat on my father....... dont ask me "may be what if???"..... "maybe that???"

I know she wouldnt at her time of life, and she would have never during her younger married years.... the same goes for my father, they are both loyal to each other from marriage to death.

so to answer the "what if" there wouldnt be one.

Oooooooook... some people are a little too sensitive.... it's just a theoretical question. Even if you "know" that your mother wouldn't, what would you do if she did?

Egekrusher,


I just noticed something is wrong with your avatar......

It keeps changing from President Bush to that wishy washy Kerry dumb ass !

dude wernt being sensitive, I dont have any issues with the question :) It's just that my mother and father had pretty strict upbringings and they were and still are religious and regular church goers. Me and me brothers didnt have such a strict upbringing as them though.

as for if she did, I duno, guess I'd speak to her and ask her why she did it, if she was still upto mischief, and tell her I'll probably tell my father.... not the sort of thing i'd want to have to do and wouldnt wish it on anybody's family.

No, I wouldn't tell my dad... What are you nuts? That would start a fight! No, instead I would blackmail my mom, and if the dude she was having an affair with was married then I'd blackmail his cheating ass too. Then, after I milk the blackmail as much as I can and they decide not to pay up, that's when I'd tell my dad... But not without making him pay for the info.

;)

LOL!!!

Ok, it's time for someone to start a new topic. Anyone can start a new one.

No. I would not tell my dad.

hahahahaah....i got one.


WHAT IF....

You were forced to either watch your father perform oral sex on another man, or watch him take it up the ass, no questions, if you HAD TO witness one of these acts, eyes open?

Gross...

If I was forced to watch that, I would hunt down and kill the person responsible.

ok, assuming you could kill them, which one would you watch>

What the....

I guess up the chute.

Why did you choose that one I wonder?

ok, anyway thanks for being a good sport, I dont want to make anyone angry so y'all can ignore the last question if ya like. I didnt actually think anyone would answer...


ok, here's one, if you could give a bone marrow transplant to either your significant other, or your mother, ONE ONLY, and the other one was going to die, what would you do?

Blowjobs are gross. I don't even like receiving them.

My mother. My family will always come first, no matter what.

i
 

what if you were invisible?

Re: i
 

there would be no end to the number of times i would "test" to see what my fiance's boobs looked like while i was grabbing them. :D

I would also rent myself out as a high priced special effect. think of the scenes you could make if you did not have to digitally remove an actor... I would be filthy rich.....


Plus, people would buy anything i wrote because it was written by "The Invisible Man".

Also, think of how kick-ass body paint would look...

Dude I got one question, what the fuck is wrong with you?????????????:eek:

I dunno...maybe he was forced to watch his dad give one as a young child?
Just fuckin' with ya man....


ANYWAY

On with this thing....ideas?

I was wondering the same thing.... I've got to say in my 29 + another 9 years or so on this planet I have never heard a man use the words blowjob and gross in the same sentence.

Hey, until i met the hot chick in the picture to my left (:D), i didnt care for them, either. I dont think they are gross, but you can only recieve so many half-assed ones, not to mention when you get 1 for every 5-10 times you give them the oral goodies, before they just lose their appeal.


I Didnt know they could be good for a long long time.

WTF?!?!?!

For real....its not even worth it when you can tell the girl's not into it....and they ALWAYS make it obvious when they don't want to do something....

Re: i
 

Back on topic


Id scare the shit outta anyone I dont like....drive 'em (litterly) insane.

Then Id rob some movie stores, and watch a hell of alot of movies.


And do things Im not gonna mention :D ;) :D

That's just fucking funny as hell. I laughed out loud, literally.


:confused: Sometimes they're not good, sometimes they're awesome, but one thing they aren't is 'gross'. (Unless you got a herpe faced whore smoking ya, that'd be pretty gross.)

lmao

Was that meant to be a pun? One was it a mistake?

mistake. i fixed it.