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last bad move 09-01-2004 05:29 PM
why did...
 
snoop dog open his unbrella... for drizzle hahahahahah ok your turn.

Sam The Egg 09-01-2004 05:32 PM
Here's a joke for you...

Knock knock...

last bad move 09-01-2004 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Here's a joke for you...

Knock knock...
whos there

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 05:34 PM
whos there?

Sam The Egg 09-01-2004 05:35 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by last bad move
whos there
Go fuck yourself

last bad move 09-01-2004 05:36 PM
i need to write that one down

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 05:37 PM
Good Joke...Good Joke

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 05:45 PM
LOL good one sam..... your sarcasm is loved here at horror.com


oh wait, maybe you were serious:D

Sam The Egg 09-01-2004 05:49 PM
Quote:
your sarcasm is loved here at horror.com
By everyone, apparently, except the newbs, toolbox, and cheeba


anyways, I stole the joke from Catch Me If You Can

another stolen joke:

Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
By everyone, apparently, except the newbs, toolbox, and cheeba


anyways, I stole the joke from Catch Me If You Can

another stolen joke:

Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
LOL

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 05:50 PM
Not a written joke, but funny to me ....

Sam The Egg 09-01-2004 05:52 PM
Whoa, Charlie Brown has a HUGE outie...

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 05:54 PM
he sure the hell does

jay o2 waster 09-01-2004 05:56 PM
lol, good times

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 05:57 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 06:02 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ritualistic
Not a written joke, but funny to me ....
HAHHAHA thats a good one Ritual!

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Whoa, Charlie Brown has a HUGE outie...
Oh god damn lol. THis thread is too funny

Sam The Egg 09-01-2004 06:06 PM
...For no reason, here's Apu...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...season/apu.jpg

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
HAHHAHA thats a good one Ritual!
yeah i like that picture ....

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
...For no reason, here's Apu...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...season/apu.jpg
LOL

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 06:08 PM
ahh I love this one... I love beer, and I love bikers..... LMAO

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 06:13 PM
Random

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Random
LOL good one

Sam The Egg 09-01-2004 06:15 PM
Oh, we're doing random? Well, I'll see your pussy, and raise you a Rock Hudson
http://www.antonioreyna.com/images/rock-a.jpg

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Oh, we're doing random? Well, I'll see your pussy, and raise you a Rock Hudson
http://www.antonioreyna.com/images/rock-a.jpg
LOL ahh man ....

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Oh, we're doing random? Well, I'll see your pussy, and raise you a Rock Hudson
http://www.antonioreyna.com/images/rock-a.jpg
I see your Rock Hudson and raise you a Peddiphile Jesus

Sam The Egg 09-01-2004 06:21 PM
I'll see your pedophile Jesus and raise you Tommy Kirk's beach movie classic, Pajama Party
http://www.udenap.org/images/photos_...jama_party.jpg

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 06:25 PM
I see you Pajama Party and raise you a Canadian named Matt

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 06:31 PM
Noone can beat Canadian Matt eh?

Sam The Egg 09-01-2004 06:32 PM
I'll see your Matt and raise you Babyface the Monkey
http://www.funsilly.com/images/babyface1.jpg

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 06:36 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I'll see your Matt and raise you Babyface the Monkey
http://www.funsilly.com/images/babyface1.jpg
I cant beat that. Im out *claps hands*

Sam The Egg 09-01-2004 06:40 PM
Yes! I am the king of random!!!

Well played, Hate. The Pedo Jesus was indeed a challange

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Yes! I am the king of random!!!

Well played, Hate. The Pedo Jesus was indeed a challange
Yeah i thought i had some more but i ran out. Oh i just noticed why the hell i had any of those pics on my computer :confused: but i couldnt compete with the monkey anyhow

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 06:46 PM
for you HB

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 06:50 PM
HAHA hell yes Ritual!

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 06:51 PM
LOL goodie

Sam The Egg 09-01-2004 06:52 PM
http://manstouch.com/thumbs/hd0050d.jpg

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 06:53 PM
I dont have a picture of it, but I would love to see the human condom scene from naked gun (cant remember which one)

Hate_Breeder 09-01-2004 07:00 PM
Yo

Ritualistic 09-01-2004 07:02 PM
nope not it... but yeah that is pretty good


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