My Random Ass Sleeptalk
 

Me to Mark: You Didnt have a name on myspace, when you were talking to that Crystal Lady...

Mark:Your not making sense

Me:HOW AM I NOT MAKING SENSE?

Mark: Say that again

Me:You disappeared on msn, when you got offline, on dumb and dumberer

Mark:What are you talking about ?!?!?

Me: NEVERMIND YOU WONT GET IT!

Then i went to sleep :confused:

Indeed it does my friend

i had a convo like that on the phone once. it was new years at like 2:30am. i was alseep already. what the fuck was his name....

Me: Hello

THe dude: HEy whats up

Me: nothin what you want

THe dude: nothin just celebrating new years

Me: cool

The Dude: Do you find me attractive

Me: actulaly i didnt hang out with you i hung out with your other friend

The Dude: oh ok. Yeh i think i gotta go

Me: yehi getin kina sleeep gon tal u huh ti ok bye

then i kinda held the phone for a while until dropping it on the floor. sucked. MCGRAW THATS WHO HE WAS

anyway its more funier when i tell that story rather than write it.

HAHAHA idk that was pretty funny on the comp fluff lol :D

well iguess its funnier if u know the story

i mean come on "do you find me attractive"

he had me confused with my friend. i knew exactly who he was cuz im not a durnken fool. he was tim, i hung out with cory. tim tried to get all whatever with me, then he touched my stomach and i got pissed off. so he had to settle for karen

HAHAHA no i dont mean settle. anyways she marrieed to a ugly dude with child now so who cares? cory drove a red corvette. he was australian and very very blond. we arm wrestled.

oh that was also the night tim put his dick on my windshield. first the stomach, then the windshield. and it was gross cuz the morning after ther was some residue there. i had to use the xtra strength cleaner.

it was kinda big though now that i think about it... hahahaha how random

Let me get this strait.... Tim Mcgraw (i thought he was a country singer....) put his dick on your stomach, which pissed you off, so he put his dick on your windshield. And it was a big dick.


Fluff, you are a VERY interesting human being :)

god damnit
it wasnt mcgraw. its so on the tip of my tongue. MCNEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \

and no he didnt put his dick on my stomach. he was wearing a hat so i took it off and i was feeling on his head to see if he had a weird shaped head. so he put his hands on my waste and i jumped back. and i got pissed. for some reason id ont like when dudes do that....

I worked with a woman named Susan when i was 20 (oddly, she was asian too, half chinese half japanese). She worked in the greenhouse in ther grocery store i worked at. there was this new guy out there, one of those moronic hippy guys that girls think are dreamy and "deep", which is usually a cover for the fact that they are perverts... anyway, one day, within a week of meeting susan, she is talking to somebody , and he walked up behind her and put his hands around her waist.....

she grabbed his wrists, threw his arms out, turned on him with her finger in his face and said "Dont you EVEr touch me again...". Susan wasnt petite, either, she had some muscle on her. He apprently turned de4ad white, apologised, and was afraid of her ever since.

She was very happy about the last part.

lol!!!! im not the only one!

u know what i just realized about me? dont put your hands on my waist, and dont try to hold my hand.

but if u want to hold my butt. go for it.

yes.. i really am an interesting person... damn theres a lot more weirder than that. but ithink ill stop there ;)

lol

Is this directed toward me or Fluff? :p

:eek:

My mind is in the gutter.. i thought you were saying it is okay if they GO INTO your butt....

At least your not one of those Asian girls that like to be pooped on. Thats pretty gross. Well. Lets hope your not.

ewww.. vodstok.. Exit only!! do not enter, wrong way!! its ok in the cooter but none in the pooter! 2 in the pink none in the stink! etc etc

war.. no. no poop here. :p

How the hell did my thread about sleeptalking turn into a feces conversation lol? :confused:

*raises hand*

:D sowwe

Good deal. Uhhh just talking about makes me want a shower.

that's it, someone find a picture of tubgirl

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Jesus christ, i saw that shit trying to find a pic for the video game tourney... some cock had it as a "anti-bandwidth theft" punishment for if you tried to link off their picture.... jesus christ, it was google image search with safesearch ON.... Post a "fuck off" pic or something, there is no need to scar someone......

christ, it's not that bad. That, goatse, lemon part, none of these things are as bad as people seem to think they are

you have a stronger stomach then me then.... go nuts and download away... ugh

When I was in the Army my unit went to Puerto Rico for a few weeks for field training exercises.We slept in qwansen huts on a reservist base.Its one long room that can bunk about 50-60 men.
I'll never forget how hard it was sometimes trying to get to sleep with all those guys snoring and farting. Anyhow, next to me slept this Sgt that was a Vietnam Vet. I dont remember his name but he was this short, stocky Samoen guy. He used to grind his teeth in his sleep. Man..... It made my teeth hurt listening to him. It was so loud I couldn't believe he could sleep through it. In between grinding his teeth he would say things like..." squad left,squad left...move,move,....Fire,fire." You know I felt sorry for him.I could only imagine what he was dreaming about. I must have been some pretty heavy stuff.

goatse and tubgirl are easy.. but what the fuck is lemon part.

all i can find is this lemonade shit, and veggie sex tales.

did they really print that?????? probably not. but thats pretty goood hahhaha