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i have 2 horror.com families now
first bloodrayne,LBM,demon seed, and wicked lady
and now me and nine9 had a conversation and she said she was glad she didnt have kids and i said i was her not yet born son nine91899: sure sure........i have to check weather........i may not get to bike here massacre man 666: im a weather man well weather fetus you better hurry if you wanna bike nine91899: haha! Ok see you later! massacre man 666: about 9 months nine91899: Very funny kid! :-D massacre man 666: maybe less hehehe nine91899: hee hee nine91899: I might just sic Kpro on you massacre man 666: thats why hes the father nine91899: haha........what a sweet family massacre man 666: arioch is my brother errr uh sister nine91899: getting weirder all the time....... massacre man 666: the weird thing is friday13thfan is arioch's dad nine91899: ok........now this is really twisted massacre man 666: jay is the couch nine91899: LOL! How could he be anything else! massacre man 666: hate breeder is the dog nine91899: LOL! okay okay! I have to go ........you are so funny! massacre man 666: bye mommy oh great 2 members are my mother massacre man 666: im saving this IM nine91899: I am going to kill you..........hope you keep that too! massacre man 666: im making a thread of it :D nine91899: You die...........by my own bare hands.....after my bike ride! massacre man 666: and then 9 months nine91899: I am feeling that little neck in my hands as we speak........ massacre man 666: who the couches? nine91899: No..............the cat just peed on that! massacre man 666: hahahaha the cat peed on jay nine91899: A big yellow long one too massacre man 666: :-\ nine91899: lol! nine91899: Don't visualize too much not good for you! massacre man 666: whoa! massacre man 666: ill let you go future mommy nine91899: ok..........see ya! massacre man 666: bye nine91899: Brat! massacre man 666: hold on im making it a thread nine91899: You will truly die............. massacre man 666: ok im guess im dead then nine91899: I don't see it! massacre man 666: its not up yet massacre man 666: im not putting it up til this is over nine91899: I am waiting...............shit! Sure make you look stupid! :-D nine91899: HAHAHAHA!XD! nine91899: ok I'm out.........we'll see if you dare! HAHA! nine91899 signed off at 5:23:38 PM. theres the rest of the family |
You die...............the method is unknown at this time.........but...take a breath, it will be your last.............
LMFAO You bratty kid!.....so happens I'm pro choice! HA! JK.....well you'll never know! ;) |
Hooray! Im the Dog! I can lick myself, eat, poop, and sleep ALL day! :D
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hmmm...
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so im not part of the family. I see how it is
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You guys are weird.
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you havnt been hear long enough to understand
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Yay im the drunk guy who pases out on the porch
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Your the drunk guy no one wants to show up at the party,you fucking dolt(is that better than dildo?) |
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Ummm...Massacre Man...Sweetie...I have just a few little problems with some of this...
According to what you have written... 1) If Arioch were your brother/sister, he would then be my son/daughter... 2) If Friday13thFan were Arioch's father, he would then be my husband, or at least the co-creator of my evil spawn, either way, he is much too young for that 3) I would prefer that Hate Breeder NOT be a dog 4) I do believe that Jay was determined to be a neighbor a few months ago, when he decided that our family was a little too twisted to be a part of...Especially after what you and LBM did to his mother and his dog... 5) Nine9 cannot be your mother, because I am, and I do not share...Besides, Nine9 is much more like a sister to me So...Here is a revised (and a bit better) Geneology Summation... 1) Arioch and Friday13thFan have to switch places...I had already accepted Friday13thFan as my son about 3 weeks ago...So, you have another new brother...Arioch is now my husband/wife...But, he can only be the father (even when he is my wife) as I can only be the mother, so figure that one out 2) Hate Breeder can be another brother for you guys, as it has already been determined that he is certainly "one of mine"...Of course, if he STILL wishes to lick himself, eat, poop, and sleep ALL day, that is up to him...We can take him to see the nice man that we took your brother to for his little problem, that way Hate Breeder can be "happy", too... 3) Jay can decide to be a member of our family, if his poor mother never recovers from ...Well, you guys know what you did...I do hope that you have paid that vet bill for their dog 4) Nine9 (as my sister) is your Aunt, and kPro is your Uncle 5) MeetTheCreeper has ALWAYS been the Uncle to all of my evil spawn...Just in case you missed that somewhere along the way Any questions? |
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*ignore I really doubt it. |
arioch err a mommy err a daddy err a person is confusing me
I GOT A QUESTION! why doesnt hot snow fall up? |
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LMAO! Glad you cleared that up BR! I am nobody's mommy........ewwwwwwww not for me!
But Kpro and I would make a good aunt and uncle just waiting to corrupt the poor innocent child....................................:eek: ;) |
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arioch looks like that chick from the butterfly effect...
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Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life, now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife. To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad, and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother. Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run, and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son. my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue, because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too. Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild, and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild, cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! |
ok.... um...
huh ? :confused: :p |
Where am I in all of this?:(
k k wtf....oops |
Hey noob,that post was gay as hell.I hate scrolling for nothing.
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MASSACRE MAN AND NINE9'S CONVERSATION #2
massacre man 666: no nine91899: no what? massacre man 666: no nine91899: no no massacre man 666: no nine91899: Are you a cyborg? nine91899: In need of repair nine91899: Or is this a trick? nine91899: mmmmmmm massacre man 666: no nine91899: no massacre man 666: im a midget that needs a haircut ... errr uh no nine91899: well what are you up to MM? Raising shit? massacre man 666: ummmmm ummmmm i didnt kill him oh um NOTHING nine91899: Bad kid..........Fetch your gun Kpro! massacre man 666: i got on body i got on body armor i can see his head i can see his head nine91899: lol nine91899: you can run but you can't hide! massacre man 666: no i can hide but i cant run nine91899: Damn you are in trouble!......Better start splaining...... massacre man 666: he tried to steal that baby i was gonna eat nine91899: and........ massacre man 666: he pulled out the wooden steak and im quarter boy quarter girl (thanks to arioch) quarter crypt keeper and quarter bat nine91899: ok.........where the hell is that whiskey bottle? massacre man 666: hye tried to get me with the wooden stake massacre man 666: quarter vampire it could kill me massacre man 666: so i got him before he got me... nine91899: Need a good whooping boy! massacre man 666: ok heres the statistics massacre man 666: 2/5-male nine91899: try me........ massacre man 666: 1/5-female massacre man 666: 1/5-vampire massacre man 666: 1/5-crypt keeper nine91899: Eat more garlic massacre man 666: im posting this IM to massacre man 666: no nine91899: If you do.........you will get punked worse..........and get the shot in the butt.......and a whooping on top like a cherry! massacre man 666: i wont accept IMs from people i dont know then massacre man 666: :-P massacre man 666: u still there? massacre man 666: wahhhh you left aunt come back nine91899: yup massacre man 666: ok nine91899: I will get you.........in the most sadistic way....wooohaha! massacre man 666: whats so bad about this... nine91899: With my partner in crime of course..........HAHA Nothing! massacre man 666: oh nine91899: Just kidding! massacre man 666: im a vampire BLEH! nine91899: I am invisible massacre man 666: im a female WAHHH nine91899: You can't see me.......see see nine91899: Really? Well what color eyeshadow do you like then? nine91899: Partial to neutrals myself! massacre man 666: im a crypt keeper HAHAHA massacre man 666: blue massacre man 666: it looks so nice nine91899: Well i'm sure it suits you! Wonder whwere Kev i8s? nine91899: Blah! Typos! massacre man 666: ill edit it out in the post and this one nine91899: Arioch will be pissed off if you keep doing these.....he/she is getting sick of silly threads..prob not a good idea massacre man 666: i did two massacre man 666: he knows im just playin around he even makes fun of himself with it nine91899: What was the other? massacre man 666: guess wh aricoh looks like! nine91899: what? massacre man 666: guess who*arioch looks like! nine91899: who? nine91899: you? massacre man 666: no read the thread nine91899: Where? nine91899: new posts? massacre man 666: general forum nine91899: ok........hang on nine91899: I read it.......I saw that but can't remember what she looks like massacre man 666: shes on the cover nine91899: oh! massacre man 666: my personalities switch now from male,female,vampire, and the crypt keeper massacre man 666: what do you think of that ? nine91899: Sounds good to me! massacre man 666: HORROR.COM NEWS:im not leaving now its starting to get fun again massacre man 666: dont click that it was an accident nine91899: Ok...well i see my work is done LOL! massacre man 666: lol massacre man 666: OMG im a female now nine91899: Enjoy your boobs........hell we do! massacre man 666: ok i will massacre man 666: wheres my purse at? massacre man 666: i need my lipstick massacre man 666: i guess im your neice now... nine91899: I'll buy you a pretty pink dress! massacre man 666: OMG thank you nine91899: I'm sure you will be a hit with ALL the boys.......Jay Espec.! LOL! JK JAY! massacre man 666: ok im gonna go post |
one question
WHY AM I NOT APART OF THIS FAMILY!! **walks away and cries** |
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i hate you....i am rebell yell's husband and your second cousin ok
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ok thats better
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most deffinatly
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Can I be the toilet seat so I can kiss everyones ass?
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of course ya can :)
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How about Gore is the uncle that beats the crap outta me, and is married to Rebel making her my aunt?
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UNCLE KPRO WAS GONNA SHOOT ME AHHHHHH
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Massacre Man..That means that you can't get shot, either...Well...Okay...If it's by a family member, I suppose it's alright ....So, for future reference...Beating=No way.....Shooting=Okay.....But, only by family members:cool: |
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