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Under the Influence
Whats the weirdest thing you have done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
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fucking nice!!!...the weirdest thing i've done.....oh, ok....one night me and a buncha my friends were drunk as hell and sitting in front of the mc'donalds in my town...and next to it is a hotel(i 4got the name of it)......but newy, we decided 2 look wut was in the dumpsters so we looked...and we found a bunch of those long bulbs and a buncha dishes and shit that they were throwing out...so we decided to take the bulbs and smash them on a few cars and than throw all of the dishes and shit onto the highway...and than at windows on the hotel....thats 1 thing that i actually remeber lol
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NOOOOOOOOWWWW .....wut about you HB....i'm ready 4 a story:D
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Hmm i gotta think of a good one...............
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here's something i did 2 make my room trippy as hell when i come home...this is the cealing in my room
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Alright this is the first time i ever got drunk.
It was almost a year ago when i went to my big sisters house. My sisters friend Travis was down from Seattle and hes a really cool dude. Anyways they had it set for me to drink heavily lol. We happened to be drinking Jamisons Whiskey. I had about 5 double shots and 1 beer, and some hits of a spliff. Anyways we listened to GG Allin, Burzum, and The Frogs for about 4 hours, rocking out lol. My sister fell about 4 times, once even reinacting a fall hahaha. But i had a major hangover the next morning. And from here on its been way too much fun drinking |
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haha, thats nice...your lucky though...my brother and sister are stiffs...they fucking don't do shit and if they find out i've done it, i'm in deep shit...it fucking sux
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Heres another. Me, my brother, and my brothers friend Sonny all went into the woods to drink all day. We just drank, ate Little Debbies, and wandered around. The funnest part is running through the forest full speed until you hit something lol
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haha...i can't run through the forest...i always get hurt lol....i was up at my vacation house looking through the woods and i wasn't paying attention and i got closelined by a big branch...and needless to say...i was sober:eek:
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it was fucking hilarious though...bc u know how in movies people eithr flip over them or just get layed flat...well i just got completly layed flat...and i don't really rember it happening...although i think i do remeber a deer telling me everything would b ok...:rolleyes:
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i have a tape of a huge firework blowing up in my friends face...does that count?
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lol...it was a huge morter that have those seperate things that are the size of a tennis ball...and i put it in the launcher upside down and it exploded in his face lol
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HAHHA my drunken ex stepdad almost got his face blown off by one of those things. He was way to drunk to handle lighting it and he almost fell onto it, but then he rolled away right before it blew up :rolleyes:
damn! *snaps finger* |
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haha...hmm...milwahlkees(sp?) best....my bro and his friends and me always used to buy a few 36 packs of that bc its the cheapest and play beer pong with it until we oculd hold the pong balls...good times
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none i don't wanna fuck up my health:rolleyes:
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New years, i was 22. Got seriously shit-faced at my freind's place long before anything started. Walked downtown to a bar, ordered 1 beer, never even finish3ed it. i was so drunk, i was holding onto the brass pole at the bar to keep from falling over. I had to be carried 2 miles back to my freinds place, where i was dragged up to the bathroom and unceremoniously dumped on the follr in front of the toilet.
I puked several times, then collapsed on the floor. Later, i came to a bit (buitwas completely blacked out, i remember none of this) and needed to puke again. i reached up for what i thought was the toilet, but it was actually their pedestal sink (i have very long arms). I tried pulling myself up, but the sink was not made to hold 185 lbs (which is what i weighed back then) and i pulled it off the wall..... I woke up the next morning with a bloody hand and a MASSIVE headache. i thoyught i had punched one of my freinds, but they assured me i had just broken the sink. i dont drink THAT much any more..... That night is aalso why i cant drink jaegermeister anymore... |
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Most fucked up thing I've ever done when I was drunk was trying to hang myself. I couldn't even tie the fricking noose though. :( |
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Yes, ege, i for one, am glad any previous suicide attempts were utter failures, and may you not have not ever have any more :)
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yaa..suicide sux....especially when your not in the right "mind"....stay away from sharp objects when under the influence...or just do wut i do....have people force feed you alc. when your tied up in a straight jacket...than you can't hurt yourself or others....well they could hurt u but w/e
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