Lethal Combinations...
 

Have you ever taken a couple of things together that you thought would be okay, btu you wwere way wrong? Like brushing your teeth then drinking orange juice?

Here are a few for me:

After a year at my current job, i got self-concious for a while because going from 4 years as an active woodworker to sitting on my ass 10 bours a day and eating fast food made me gain 20 pounds in 6 months. SO, I decided to try Xenadrin (back when it still had ephedrin in it). Well, one day i took the xenadrin, which usually made me hyper. Well, that day, i had a medium coffee, a vitamin b pill, and a xenadrin. whithin an hour, i was like a friggin rabid bear. Everything pissed me off. I was snapping pens in half one-handed over little shit like a typo. I stopped using xenadrin that day. i had taken it with coffee before, no biggie. The vitamin b turned it into psycho-juice though.


Incidentally, last year when i met bree's family for the first time, we stayed at her grandparents house. now, i am severely allergic to cats and dogs. i started reacting to them shortly after we got there. Her grandmother gave me some preoscription strength benadril. Later, i proceeded to drink like a fish. i got smashed. My heart should have stopped from all the depressants in my system, but i was fine.

The problem was, the allergies opened the door for a massiv e flu infection which had me bed-ridden for 5 days. it was awful.

shit, i had a 3rd one, but it slipped my mind. I'll remember it later.

Guiness + Tequila + a fat-ass blunt + the Rammstein Live Aus Berlin concert in full surround....not that this was a bad thing, but pretty fucking lethal...

Another one: Penis + Zipper.

Ahh shit! been there, done that, got the scar, cried like a little girl.

Mini Thins+Stacker 2+ Red Bull/Yagermeister (aka Yager Bomb)=PUKING FOR 5 FUCKING HOURS

Glad to hear I aint the only one.

A whole bottle of Formula 44D, 3 beers, and 2 Tylenol w/ Codeine(spellck) get you high man oh man high

Bleach + Ammonia

or

Pills and Alcohol

Penis + Zipper is a horrible equation. Luckily, I have not been scarred by my experiences (yes, I said experiences - plural. It has happened more than once).

Here's one that I found to be completely disgusting:

Garlic powder + chocolate ice cream.

Don't ask what made me decide to sprinkle my chocolate ice cream with garlic powder. But I did. And it was a taste that I will never forget.

Here's another:

Dr. Tischnor's Concentrated Mouthwash - Water. Yes, minus water. When I first started dating my wife, she had a bottle of Dr. Tischnor's. I didn't know what it was, and the word "concentrated" was pretty small. I did know that it was mouthwash, though.

So, one morning, I took a gigantic swig of the stuff right out of the bottle. Talk about massive pain!!! All I could do was open my mouth and let the mouthwash fall into the sink while I agonized and tried to wipe my tongue with a towel. My tongue, of course, felt like what I imagine a slug feels like when it is doused in salt. Tremendous pain, and an butt-clenching, shrivelling sensation.

I have never used that mouthwash since.

I got a 6 pack of hard raspberry ice tea for bree once. it was biiter, so she didnt like it, but i could just tolerate it.

I opened one before we moved out of our last place, then resealed it for some reason.

a couple of months went by, i felt an urge to drink so i reached in aand grabbed a bottle. apparently, on swig a few months before was more than enough bacteria to start a new society, so when i took the first pull, there was a skin on top, and it tasted like rotting raspberry vinegar.

I gagged spit and coughed over the sink for 10 minutes, and washed and brushed my teeth and mouth 3 or 4 times to get the taste out of my mouth.

I ended up getting off mylazy ass and going out for beer. i needed it by that point.

Getting an accidental swallow of sour milk produces the same effect.

the single dumbest thing i ever combined was my empty stomach with an entire bottle of whiskey...minus one or two glasses...kids dont try this at home

Most i drank of the whiskey was 4 double shots and that was my first time drinking

I remember back in the day when Scotch was my poison. I was at a party, already drunk off my ass, and some girl brought a bottle of Scotch knowing that I was going to be there.

Well, what I didn't know was that she brought it from her house, and that it was several years old.

Suffice it to say, I threw up heartily that evening.

first time i threw up by booze actualy...done it twice... only that was more of a severe communication problem with the toilet then anything else.

Never thrown up before and dont plan to. As long as i keep it in moderation

6 xangax + a bottle of rum + being in school = FUN!!!(That worked out very nicely though)
750 mL of DXM....NOT GOOD!!!
a dime of coke+250 mL of DXM=....so so...i don't really remeber

Re: Lethal Combinations...
 

i used to luv that shite...ripped fuel,took it every time i lifted!:D

when I got bad neckpain, had it about 3 times now, I couldnt sleep properly or even situp in bed for about 4-5 days, cos trying to caused too much agony..... been told to see the Doc about it, could be a trapped nerve or something,

anyway, I ran out of regular pain killers I had and the next day I couldnt really get out the house to the chemist. Luckly I found somemore in the cupboard, only they wernt mine, but the pain forced me to take them. They were big pink things like twice the size of regular ones in a bottle, I didnt read the milligram content I just took two of them. About an hour later I still had the pain, so I took one more, then it started to subside, only for the side effects to kick in.... It felt like I was on ampetimines or something, I was in a daze and my vision went blury and mind kept wandering, lasted for about an hour I think....was quite scary thinking about it.

I looked at the bottle later on and realised they were only to be taken in extreme cases of pain and their total milligram content was 700 each and I'd taken 3 of them within an hour, on top of the regular ones I'd already had that day. Dont think I'll be doing that again.

holy shit.... i couldve made my heart stop with alchohol and benadril, you almost made yours explode.

I guess that makes us brothers in some way :)

Kids + Paint:eek:

I was just thinking, it would be funny to put a bbq'd chickens head in somebodys mailbox.
Or some large fish heads facing upwards inside a toilet, with their mouths open...

yeah lol, my heart was racing a bit... another thing was the nausea it brought on which was quite horrible.

I think my insides must be pretty hardy now what with all the beer drinking I did.


that fish thing would be quite amusing.

A firend once had a rat in his toilet... he could hear a knocking noise coming from the bathroom, he went in and the toilet seat cover was knocking up and down, lifted it up and there was a bloody rat trying to get out. He called out the plumbers and they said rats can quite easily find ways through domestic waste pipes.... errr dont fancy finding one in my bathroom.

how about fried clam strips and a lot of vodka....I don't like to talk about that night....

so what happened then :D you told us, now we want to know


I was in a reasturant the other night, they had Praws in chilli and chocolate sauce as one of their starters... anyone tried this?? where's it from or was it one of the chiefs bodge it specials.

OK Shanks...just for you;)
Let's just say there was lots of drinking, stripping, puking...and at the end I got kicked out of my dorm room...however..that's just what my friends said, since much of the time I was incoherent...