Poop in a shoe
 

Would you eat poop in a shoe
If it was shat by a Jew?
Would you lick poop on a stick
If it was sat on by a hick?
Would you eat poop on a spoon
If it came from the moon?
Would you eat poop in my butt
Put there by a slut?

This is my ode to poop.

And please, don't ban me allmykids. This is just a joke. Not trying to troll, just trying to be funny.

Maybe I should stick to philosophy....

WHY ME!!! I like you Why would you think I would ban you over that ????

I wouldn't ban you for that even if I didn't like you!!!

Is that really an ode? Sounds more like "Green eggs and ham" for a shit-fetishist.

"i will play with that log,
i will hump it like a dog.
Rub shit in my ham,
Sam I am.


You slut."

Sorry, at the forums I used to hang out at, I would've gotten banned instantly for something like this.

Good thing you don't hang out there any more Ege...but anyways nice ode...to poop. your's too Vod....you guys always make me laugh out loud while I'm at work...and then everyone looks at me funny...but who the hell cares, I hate this job anyways...

Hey, I hate mine too! I may be quitting in another month... One good person here gave his 2 weeks notice today... And so did a shitty one. The bad thing is, the shitty one help take up a lot of the workload from me..... August is gonna suck donkey balls...

wow

Because you're an ass.

If I was an ass I would have banned you along time ago!!! I will tell you i think your a shithead I don't like you!! I have not banned you but god I have wanted to!!! So shut the fu*k up!!!

hahaha... ur last two messages contradict each other.. wel kinda

No I said I would NOT ban someone just because I don't like them, He's NOT banned!!! Do I want to slap the taste out his mouth??? Hell yes!! Will I ?? Hell NO!! We are Talking about Freddy Krueger. Yes I had a bad day and for the most part I say nothing when people slam me BUT , I am not in the mood for any crap!!

In the eyes of the beholder, it can seem different. Even though you may think you are not an ass, to someone else you may be. Like to me, you are an ass. A dirty little bitch that if I ever met in person I would tutor you on the meaning of pain and suffering. You may ask yourself "why do I hate you so?" Good question, and it's worthy of an answer. Although I don't know you well, the reason I hate you is all related to what happen to Freddy Fan. For that, I see you as a tattle tale bitch. A worthless tattle tale. I once felt safe telling my secret and such over the net, I mean really, what are gonna do? Besides, they'll just assume I'm lying anyway. But then Freddy Fan got in trouble because a certain bitch ratted him out. That why I never like to tell my secrets to anysite anymore. Can't trust anyone. If this offends you, well I'm sorry. I just tend to speak my mind.

Edit: And it seems that maybe Egekrusher see's you the way I do aswell. Seeing how you arn't the only Mod, but yet you are the only one he thought would ban him.

And I am Sorry That I Had The Balls To help save lives!!!! NOT!! I don't care what you think, I did the right thing!!! And Freddyfan Is doing Really good now Me and his family are friends now. they where thankful, it could have been alot worse.

As you should be. Many kids these days judge one and other by appearce and tease the less fortunate. They deserve to be punished. They all deserve to be punished. Each one of them should beg for mercy and suffer unbelievable pain. For each day, for each month, and for each year of both mental and physical abuse they should be punished. If he had killed someone, which I bet he would, they deserved it. Everyone should be treated equal. A killing would be a lesson for them to learn. They all deserve to die. They all deserve to be punished.

Funny how the thread started about poop and turned into SHIT!...........LOL!

Well I like Freddy, and understand his talk.........like you too AMK, wish you two would forget the past. All is well now as you say. :D

SEE YOUR A MORON!!! ^^^^ If you really think like this you have big problems!!!!

Seeing what you do to others makes you a real hipicrit. And that means you too should be punished.

Shut the fuck up.

I'd Love to see you try!!!

So by implication you think others should tease and even abuse others just because they are different. It seems that it is not I who has problems. Even though I am mental according to the doctors. At this certain subject, the way I see it is that you have the problems.

Please tell me this is just Freddy speak here........which I can get right into! That is a strong statement!

I went to school with those types as everyone did and hated them yes...........but I have met some since and they do change eventually. Shame to be punished for shit you did as a dumb ass kid. It is just a matter of realizing where it is all coming from........insecurity and lack of intelligence! They get their karma when they grow up and find out that there are always going to be people who feel the same way about THEM.......called LIFE!

I think we all have to admit here that REAL violent revenge shit is only material for horrors, and solves Zip!

:)

Are you a complete and total retard? I said "Seeing what you do to others makes you a real hipicrit. And that means you too should be punished. " to myself, to my POST. READ. Dumbass.

Freddy Krueger. Quote:
Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Many kids these days judge one and other by appearce and tease the less fortunate. They deserve to be punished. They all deserve to be punished. . Everyone should be treated equal.
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Seeing what you do to others makes you a real hipicrit. And that means you too should be punished.

Quote:
Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Seeing what you do to others makes you a real hipicrit. And that means you too should be punished.
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Shut the fuck up.

Sigh.............I tried.........invisible here I guess :(

So. Its still fun to watch then plee for mercy. To watch them cry and bleed. Suffer pain that they never even thought was possible, even in the worst of nightmares.

No. It shows you as "online". I'm invisible, see. It says I'm "offline".

I don't think you REALLY believe that Freddy.............. we all like to see a little suffering when it comes to assholes...........for me it would be Scott Peterson! But I'll let it be handled in the right manner.

In rage........who knows what we are capable of, but Columbine did not serve to fix the bullying problems at any school.........just a sad waste. Better to try to promote a little peace and tolerance instead.

I do Think bullys should be punished, Not KILLED!! I had my share of bullys too, It's a living hell That's why I have learned to stand up for myself and others. Case in point- a women being slapped around and everyone acting like they don't see it, I will step in !!! but I bet you wouldn't!!!

Oh contraire, Nine9. I was serious. I would love to view that sight.

Well you are touching on real life experience for me. I have been through it all and I still am not bitter or vengeful................don't want to lower myself to their level. I WOULD help out because I was NOT helped out when I was in need!

I don't know what you guys have been through, but some people on here could tell you that it would probably be nothing compared........seriously...... without going into detail.

You two can be as bitter as you want...........only will make you unhappy in the end..bottom line. Go on arguing.....I'm beyond all of that now.

Death is the only true punishment. First you tie them up to a chair. Then to beat them with a wooden baseball bat till most of their bones are broken, but be sure not to kill him/her just yet. Then you take a scaple and cut out their toungue. Then cut their body over and put salt on their wounds. Then take a barbwired wipe and start slashing them with it, cutting them all over and tearing their flesh to sherds. And now put salt on those new wounds as well. Take a blow torch and torch their arms and legs. Scaple their eyes out. Now they should be extremely close to death, if not dead already. Finish them off by first slitting their throat. Quickly before he/she dies from the throat cut, shot a bow through his ear so it'll come out his other ear. Thus killing him.

Nor do you want want to know (about me). Nor do you want to.

But they all payed. Each and everyone one of them payed for what they've done. And I loved every passing second of their screaming of pain.

I really would like to understand you Freddy........listed you even as one of my faves. I wish you would just let down your guard for five seconds!

I give up here...getting nowhere fast.........I just have some sense that you are really a good guy Freddy. I just wish you would let other people see it too........look, you got me to like you even when you said you wanted to eat my eyeballs.........good intuition here.........ask BR!:(

Shut the fuck up you dirty whore. You know nothing about me, bitch.

:(

That is the most ridiculous pile of horse shit I have seen on this board in a long time....

I like you Freddy, always have, but I think you are a little out of sorts here dude..

Shut the fuck up you worthles spiece of trash. Leave me alone. Leave me the fuck alone!