just a spoonful of schadenfreude...
 

Love that German sense of humor (I'm one).

Enjoy this commercial. Make sure you watch carefully and turn up the volume. :cool:

sorry ... just noticed that I can't upload mpeg files

here it is again in a zip file:

and again...

no james herbert, no clive barker, no hp lovecraft..i could continue but i won't.

Sorry Andy you can't upload mpeg's here...

I voted King because I just love so many of his stories...

I also enjoy Poe and Koontz earlier stuff...

Also you forgot to add H.P. Lovecraft in there also...

Sorry about your image posting problems DEFINITELY Nine9's brother ;) ...lol...Anyway...

Stephen King is my favorite, if I have to narrow it down to just one:cool:

Damn it all! It runs in the family!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!HA HA!

Hey zwot!i..........another one for you! Poor zwoti will regret ever meeting me or my kin! :D :p

Oh......so funny I forgot to vote! LOL! :rolleyes:

SK.........but I really love EAP...........just more of SK!

Edgar was an original though, and we all have to bow to that.........just as the wonderful Vincent Price was to horror film! :D

Laugh, fools, but soon I will take possession of your souls!

Bloodrayne, I actually tried to upload it as a zip file last time, but the problem was the file was too big for your system. Huh? Don't you guys ever get to run vid files here? Next time I'll just send a link...

Oh yeah, and who's Lovecraft? Didn't he write The Stepford Wives? What about J.K. Rowling? Now that's scary stuff...

:mad:

Don't you dare play dumb on here!.......that's MY job.......then I shock em!................don't laugh now people.........ahemmmmmmm...... No mentioning Harry P on here either!.....took us months to get rid of that pic! We are sensitive about it LOL!

I followed YOUR instructions!:mad: ;) That is why all my files are too big too!

The link will work.......

LOL...Okay, you two...Knock it off or you'll be seperated and sent to your rooms...I know...I know...She started it...


:D

LOL! MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

I'm sure you've heard that before LOL! ;) :p

WAAAAAYYY too many times...lol :)

awwwwww.....you are such a good mom! :D ;)

Thanks, Nine...That's really sweet...Kids are great...You've met mine, here...Maybe you should think about having a little one, yourself...I've actually been considering having another one lately :)

OOOOOHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

I have 45 remember! And they are Klingons too!!!!!!

Love those kids but, My house will never be kid friendly! I am also OCD...............does not work well with parenting. I AM good at my job though..........only 8 hrs a day......hey I can deal.......

I also am the only person possibly in the world that intensely dislikes babies!.......Only like animal babies! I even hated baby dolls as a kid.

My horror side showing again..........must learn to conceal it better LOL! :rolleyes:

Ah, yes, Nine9's children. A recent photo:

http://mural.uv.es/radopad/flies.jpeg

Edgar Allan Poe did make some good books, but I never like to vote against the King.

Nine9, you fucked a Klingon? ... Wait, what the fucks a Klingon. Sounds like Star Wars or Star Trek to me.

Aww...They have their father's eyes...You should make them give them back :)

Lord of the Flies. A good movie. A good book. But this just reminds me of Piggy's rotten death. Poor little Piggy... he was the smart one. Making a true and honest speech of how if they ever expect to survive on that island, was if they started getting along and being friends. Then BAM. A kid pushed a boulder on him. Killing him. Poor little Piggy. That kid was a coward. If you wish to kill or harm someone, you should never use a weapon. Just bare fist.

That reminds me of The Addams family. "He has his gradfathers eyes."
"Gormez, take those things out of his mouth!"

Lol.

Yes that's them........aren't they sweet! They have their uncle's disposition though, along with their father's eyes! :D

Oh, hello dear Freddy......been a while since we last spoke........missed you ;) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Oh....Klingon = Kid who clings on...............aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :p

No Lovecraft.....? Bad monkey! No banana!

I voted for Robert Bloch. GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE, PEOPLE!

It is a shame about the absence of Lovecraft. BTW: It was Ira Levin (of Rosemary's Baby fame) who wrote Stepford Wives.

Poe. He was the first horror writer I ever stumbled onto, at the age of 12. To me, he is the literary master of horror.

He knows that......he IS a writer..........just playing dumb here..............:rolleyes:

Oh.