The Horror.com prawn movie :)
 

Okay, here is one that wont get peiople in trouble at work or with their significant others... (tugs collar) *hehe*

Okay, in this movie, everyone is a cruatacean. I will get the ball rolling: I'm a lobster, named Gary. Gary lost his love to a lobster trap, and is now fighting with emotions of murder... Plus there is an octopus that wants to eat me....


http://www.dreambox.com/images/airbrush/lobster.jpg

and I'm a deep sea seafood catcher so watch out.

:D

Goddammit, Marc. Special people always walk funny.

I love that line.

Why thank you:) I hope it becomes a classic someday.

Gary fears the man in the yellow gordon's fisherman jacket, the fisherman named ShankS, who turned his beloved Mabel into a bisque....

Here he is:

KRISTIN!!

For those of you who would like some help picking your crustacean:

shrimp:
http://www.eslkidstuff.com/images/shrimp.gif
http://www.disk-o.com/fishsmart/images/shrimp-lg.jpg
http://www.whom.co.uk/squelch/ic18.jpg

Prawns: (I know they are just shrimp. Shut up)
http://www.dram.org/rd/artwork/prawn.jpg

Crabs:
http://www.adias-uae.com/images/crab-figure2.jpg
http://www.geometer.org/gal94/crab.jpg
fiddler crabhttp://www.csc.noaa.gov/acebasin/spe.../invertpic.jpg
Hermit crabhttp://www.vibrantsea.net/images/hermit17_nanaimo1.jpg
Coconut crabhttp://www.animalfact.com/images/coconutcrab.jpg

and some more:


Lobster:
http://mbgnet.mobot.org/salt/animals/lobster.jpg

http://www.eslkidstuff.com/images/lobster.gif
Spiny Lobsterhttp://www.oar.noaa.gov/spotlite/arc...rc_lobster.jpg

Isopod: (Giant underwater pill bug)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...7_louse300.jpg

crawdaddy:
http://www.howe.k12.ok.us/~jimaskew/crayfish.jpg

OMG Vod...That is priceless...It also proves that Shanks has GOT to get a REAL picture of himself on here

I have way toomuch fun with photoshop... :)

What crustacean might you be?

If i get enough requests, i may allow other invertebrates. So far, only Shanks gets to have a spine :D

That is pretty good Vod. Which reminds me....whatever happened to Vod Gets Around.

I was on vacation. Dont worry, it will creep back up :D

I do believe that I would be the hermit crab as I am basically a hermit and often crabby and Arioch would be the fiddler crab, as there is no guitar crab, and he is often crabby as well...Hmm, now that I think about it, he is usually crabby when I am crabby...Perhaps there could be a correlation...lol :D

Ooo, you two are then the psychicly bonded crabs, who will help gary find a new love, and steer him away from the octopus, with our spunky asian side kick, Kristen the other Crab! :)

can i be a pair of sicisors, my name would be: serated blade sicsors number 9 sharpened object number4

Crap. Hermit.

How about the Spunky Krill named Serated blade scisors number 9 sharpened object number 4? We are trying to remain crustaceans, after all:
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/kils/krill.jpg

I want to be the crayfish who bumps into our protagonists while he is fleeing from a group of Cajun crawdad broilers. There can be a lot of "penis envy" jokes with my character and a lobster (since I look a lot like a small lobster). :)

hahaha :D


I've got my big nets ready and my lobster pots are being sunk soon, I'll be back to catch you all in the morning.

:eek: ......lol...That is freaking hilarious...But, you can't catch me...I'm a hermit crab...I live on land...I may pinch your passed out, on the beach, drunken ass before you get on the boat:D :p

Im a KING CRAB BIATCH!!!!!!!!

But that fiddler crab looks pretty cool, i could fuck some shit up with that one HUGE claw....that would be cool....definitly a crab tho...

Go with the king crab. Fiddlers have a relatively huge claw, but they are only about an inch or two across. The lobster would smack him up.

So ... can I be a crayfish with penis envy? What the fuck? :D

Yes you can, Crawdaddy :D

We will call you Pinchy Jack, the crawfish with a heart of gold:
http://www.howe.k12.ok.us/~jimaskew/crayfish.jpg

Yay! And remember, I don't want nobody pinching my tail or sucking my head.

Oddly enough, I DO want people doing that to me.:D

Behold.......


PINCHY JACK!

Too damned funny...Need to breathe...lol

I just wanted to see if stingy had seen this yet.


BTW, all of my "Photos" are in my gallery now, for all to see at any time :)

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!! I love it! Me on a crawdad body. Too bad you couldn't have used my airport face, though. <hint hint>

I was trying to find it! That was my first choice, and it will do it in a heartbeat if you can get me that pic again :)

<puts on his goggles to dive deep into the general forum> Be back in a minute.

Found it :)

Dammit. After all that searching. Ah well ... I got the original on the desktop now, so I won't have to go diving in the future.

OMG...The digging was worth it...That IS even better..Good idea, Stingy Jack...Great pic, Vodstock:D

i agree

I look like I have a lazy eye in that pic.