Babies or Senior Citizens?
 

Without contemplating this too hard, answer me which would you choose,

Babies or Senior Citizens?

SC they easyer to shut up.

umm Senior Citizens. They seem to like me and they are just easier to be around.

Damn this is a tough choice....

OK Pros and cons

Babies Pros
At least babies can't drive and get in your fucking way on the road...
They are cute...
They are fun to play with sometimes.....

Babies Cons
They scream consantly...
They shit themselves constantly...
They Eat Constantly.....

Senior Citizen Pros
Lots of wisdom
Most are pretty nice
Most senior citizen women can cook like a motherfucker

Senior Citizen Cons
They Shit themselves constantly
Get in your way in grocery stores, retail stores, etc..
Get in your way on the highway....
Have to shout at most of them for them to hear you...


Hmm tough choice guess I'll go with the SC

Both wear diapers so i would have to say Senior Citizens because babies creep me out sometimes.

Well, that`s a really tough one... Though I can`t talk to a baby, they`re waaaaaaaaaay cute...

LOL!

I'd go with SC too...........babies freak me out! :eek:

Although.........I will change NO diapers from them or any one else.......changed enough babies......had my limit of shit big time! :eek:

If you think about it...there really isn't much difference...Both are wrinkly...bald...toothless...helpless...cranky...a nd dependant on others...with limited mental ability, and not much control over their bodily functions...I would say that it would be a tie for me

I say "eat the baby and shoot the Senior Citizens."

speaking of babies i had a friend before like 3 years younger than me i was 7 he was 4 his dog flash (R.I.P) (my dog's mother) came into the room he said watch this he sat on the dog's back and the dog ran up the stairs all of a sudden i just saw my friend tumbling down the stairs it was so funny



oh but SC

Babies, they are so cute

Cute Babies are one thing, Cleaning up after them and helping them eat is a chore, so i've heard, Same goes for seniors, But I'd take a senior any day than a screaming whiney ass infant... lol

Babies. If they hang out with me, they're going to be doing a lot of eating. And even though babies and senior citizens eat the same way, it is a lot more devastating to my appetite to watch the seniors eat than it is the babies.

babies they take less time to cook

Ditto...........They usually can talk and have interesting things to say too!:p CS I mean............

Well, I hold that babies are cuter no matter what. Anyway, it's a tie for me, though definitely not for the reasons Rayne put...