The bitching thread
 

There's no fun in fighting with anyone through PMs. I mean ... how can I read them then? :D So, if you want to fight with someone ... here's the thread for it. I may resort to this myself when I decide if I need to let a particular individual know what I think of him.

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

STINGY U ASSHOLE ITS ON NOW!

You wanna pick a fight with me, bitch? I'll tear your ass up!!! ;)

0o0o0o0o0o0 so im a bitch now?

this isnt even gonna be a fight.. itll be a massacre!!! i took 6 months of kung fu...

6 months of Kung Fu??? Try 30 years of eating fatty foods, and 12 years of smoking!!! (Plus I had that heart thing two years ago.) You'll see it doesn't matter! This is the NET!!! Kung fu can't touch a razor-sharp wit on a forum . . .

BEEEEEOOOOOTCHHH!!!!

i can type 212 wpm... but not right nw, im eating lunch.

asshole.

I can type over 300 wpm! Wanna see???

Here goes....


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Phew!!

<blows the smoke from his fingertips>

Ooops ... forgot to call you a name.


Ummm ....



You ......




vaginal booger!

isnt there already one of these

What's it to you, ya little quief monster???

Want doncha run back to your lucky .... I think I hear her snappin' her fingers at ya!!!!!

:D

your name rhymes with stinky crack

Oh yeah???? Well .... YOUR name rhymes with ....

With ....


flassaker flan!!!

whos' ma biatch!!

you my beeeeeaaatch?

Your momma!!!! Go eat yer little girlie chips.

<in an English accent>

Please mum ... don't take away me chips ... I haven't quite finished with them yet, and they are ever so thin and crispy. What mum? You say you'll lock me in the boot again?? Blimey!!
You are ever so bitchy today mum.

bloody brilliant

methinks u shuold change ur name to stinky jack!

CUZ U STINK!!

and my fast fingers will blow ur fingers out of the water..
i can play the minute waltz in 45 seconds!!

ASSLICKER!!!

and the rest of u are suckers too!!!!

is that the best


:D

My imitation of ShankS:


"Raaaahhhh Raaaahhhh Raaaaaaahhhh!!!

I like to get pissed! And eat me chips!! What? I've nothing to say ... so I'll type 'Raaaaahhhhhh!' "

:D


Fluffo, you chump!!! Your fingers are only fast at slappin' your own ass!!!! I think YOU need to change your name to DUMMY!

Mwaahahahahaha!!!

u wankster! ur just jealous cuz ur not slapping it!!

but ur not exatly slap worthy with those stubs you call fingers! I BET U CANT EVEN DIAL A PHONE!!

ZING!!!!!

maybe u should chanve ur name to Stubby jack. and im sure thats refers to more than juts ur fingers!!!!

I wouldn't slap your ass unless there was a bug on it! (which there probably is) And not without scrubbing it with Clorox first!!!

And you haven't SEEN my fingers!! They are long and elegant! Just right for FLIPPING YOU OFF!

someones getting rather big for his boots today.... maybe we should chuck the nursery rhyme books back into his pram...




:D

ok i'm confused, are you shanks? sure sound like him..

yo stingy, you left your voucher here

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/...dscoupon_1.jpg

Dammit!!! I KNEW someone would whip out the graphics!!!

LOL!!

Umm ....

That's allright!


Come on! I'll take on all of ya!

hhhahahahahah :D

c'mon shanks, we can take them.....we got them scared now.

Just so you know, I have NO ASS AT ALL!! I mean NONE! My back runs right into my legs! So, fat lot of hurt your little McDonald's pic did me, Zwoti, you .... you .... so unoriginal person that I can't think of anything in particular about you to target right now other than the fact that you are from the UK and follow ShankS around the site lost a little lost puppy dog.

:D

yeah, he aint come back with some witty retort.

hahahahhaha got no ass...got no ass.... got no ass lololoolol stingys got no ass!! :D :D

Umm ... witty retort to what?

er your bitching thread

huh the cheek, i'll have you know shanks follows me round.

and admit it, you eat mcdonalds, you know you shouldn't but you do.

That's just because all of my cheek meat went right into my tallywhacker!

Well, at least I don't pour GRAVY all over my fries ... er .... chips. And yeah, I eat McDonald's! And Burger King and Wendy's, and all that other shit! Hell, I admitted to 30 years of fatty foods back at the start of this thread, already!

tallywhacker.....takes me back to porky's

what a great film...



ah well, back to the bitching.

Have I no allies? This is 3 to 1! Where's orangestar when I need her?

haha right here, Im back on your side :D

maybe she got stuck in the que ordering you a 'BIG' Burger to build that ass up to size. :D

the que? lol I love it.