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how secure r u with ur sexuality?
i guess this is aimed mainly towards guys cuz i dont think its an issue with girls.
just wondering cuz osme dudes are like 'OMG HOMO GO AWAY' so just wondering! other dudes r totally fine with making jokes like 'dude suck my cock right now' just owndering what others takes are! i pesonally find it cute when a dude is fine with it and makes jokes like that :P |
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doesn't worry me. unless they secretly mean it.
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well when I've had a few beers i kind of get turned on by.......
a fantasy of lots of naked nurses giving me a rub down. :D :D and yeah........ female ones too before anyone says nurses can be male rofl. |
I'm very secure about my sexuality. I like to take it in the poop chute.
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I reckon dem der homersectionals and lebaneseans has a right to kiss each others pink parts ifn they wanna.
But Im only innersted in knowin bout dem der lebaneseans. |
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You're not actually that much of a hick, are you? |
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Read it again and this time visualize your favorite or near favorite redneck repeating those words.:D |
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You know your a redneck if:
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister. |
You know your a redneck if:
You think safe sex is a padded headboard. |
You know your a redneck if:
You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family. |
You know your a redneck if:
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph. OK.....I'm done |
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hmmm.... ok... |
you might be a redneck if:
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. You think Possum is "The Other White Meat" You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen. You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood". ok.... im done too |
rahhhhhhh
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I couldnt shag a bloke. Too hairy!!
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LOL!! Well, its true!!
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I would not suggest you fininding yourself a female of a nationality which are hairy either then....or something
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While sleeping one day , the National Enquirer snuck up on Bigfoots Sugah Daddy and snapped this "hair raising" photo.
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...sounds scary. don't do it.... Maybe a blindfold and gloves would help...hehe |
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Urgggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!! That pic is fucking foul!!!:eek: |
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Ive woken up next to "things" and wondered "Is that animal, vegetable or mineral?". And then its started talking to me!!! Frightening!!! And then it gets out of bed and you think "Christ almighty, i didnt shag that? did I?". urrrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!
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lol Coyote Ugly.... Willing to gnaw your own arm off to get away and avoid waking it up lol |
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you got your beer goggles on.... |
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not too far, just enough to provide some decent blackmail *grinz* |
cant believe this thread is still goin.....
the next person who replys, this is for you: |
i'm very secure with my sexuality.....
gimme some.......... Big Titties any day! |
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