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fluffho 07-05-2004 10:28 PM

how secure r u with ur sexuality?
 
i guess this is aimed mainly towards guys cuz i dont think its an issue with girls.

just wondering cuz osme dudes are like 'OMG HOMO GO AWAY' so just wondering!

other dudes r totally fine with making jokes like 'dude suck my cock right now'

just owndering what others takes are!

i pesonally find it cute when a dude is fine with it and makes jokes like that :P

Hate_Breeder 07-05-2004 10:34 PM

Re: how secure r u with ur sexuality?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by fluffho
i guess this is aimed mainly towards guys cuz i dont think its an issue with girls.

just wondering cuz osme dudes are like 'OMG HOMO GO AWAY' so just wondering!

other dudes r totally fine with making jokes like 'dude suck my cock right now'

just owndering what others takes are!

i pesonally find it cute when a dude is fine with it and makes jokes like that :P

HAHAHA im very comfortable with my sexuality fluff. My friend Jess at my high school likes to touch guys and stuff just to make them feel awkward. I think its hella funny when he does it to me. Hes not gay though........as far as i know..lol

forbidden ruler 07-05-2004 10:35 PM

doesn't worry me. unless they secretly mean it.

Hate_Breeder 07-05-2004 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by forbidden ruler
doesn't worry me. unless they secretly mean it.
Thats what im saying. If they mean it that kinda creeps me out. i have nothing against gay guys unless they are hitting on me......

fattybluetit 07-06-2004 04:02 AM

Re: how secure r u with ur sexuality?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by fluffho
i guess this is aimed mainly towards guys cuz i dont think its an issue with girls.

just wondering cuz osme dudes are like 'OMG HOMO GO AWAY' so just wondering!

other dudes r totally fine with making jokes like 'dude suck my cock right now'

just owndering what others takes are!

i pesonally find it cute when a dude is fine with it and makes jokes like that :P

suck my cock DUDE

ShankS 07-06-2004 05:32 AM

well when I've had a few beers i kind of get turned on by.......




































































































a fantasy of lots of naked nurses giving me a rub down. :D :D

and yeah........ female ones too before anyone says nurses can be male rofl.

Egekrusher 07-06-2004 05:38 AM

I'm very secure about my sexuality. I like to take it in the poop chute.

Je Suis Phnomne 07-06-2004 05:52 AM

I reckon dem der homersectionals and lebaneseans has a right to kiss each others pink parts ifn they wanna.

But Im only innersted in knowin bout dem der lebaneseans.

Egekrusher 07-06-2004 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
I reckon dem der homersectionals and lebaneseans has a right to kiss each others pink parts ifn they wanna.

But Im only innersted in knowin bout dem der lebaneseans.

Eeek!

You're not actually that much of a hick, are you?

Je Suis Phnomne 07-06-2004 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Eeek!

You're not actually that much of a hick, are you?

Not in the least, normally Im quite eloquent in my diction. Unfortunately, online with lack of heard word, sometimes an attempt at humor is lost.

Read it again and this time visualize your favorite or near favorite redneck repeating those words.:D

Egekrusher 07-06-2004 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
Not in the least, normally Im quite eloquent in my diction. Unfortunately, online with lack of heard word, sometimes an attempt at humor is lost.

Read it again and this time visualize your favorite or near favorite redneck repeating those words.:D

It would be funny, except for the fact that I used to get my ass kicked by those rednecks.

Je Suis Phnomne 07-06-2004 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Egekrusher
It would be funny, except for the fact that I used to get my ass kicked by those rednecks.
What can you expect from a group of people that a good 7 out of 10 times, can't have sex without the words "No Daddy Stop" coming up before its over.

Egekrusher 07-06-2004 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
What can you expect from a group of people that a good 7 out of 10 times, can't have sex without the words "No Daddy Stop" coming up before its over.
ZING!

newb 07-06-2004 07:12 AM

You know your a redneck if:

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

newb 07-06-2004 07:15 AM

You know your a redneck if:

You think safe sex is a padded headboard.

newb 07-06-2004 07:16 AM

You know your a redneck if:

You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.

newb 07-06-2004 07:18 AM

You know your a redneck if:

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.





OK.....I'm done

moonsorrow 07-06-2004 07:23 AM

Re: how secure r u with ur sexuality?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by fluffho
i guess this is aimed mainly towards guys cuz i dont think its an issue with girls.

just wondering cuz osme dudes are like 'OMG HOMO GO AWAY' so just wondering!

other dudes r totally fine with making jokes like 'dude suck my cock right now'

just owndering what others takes are!

i pesonally find it cute when a dude is fine with it and makes jokes like that :P


hmmm.... ok...

Je Suis Phnomne 07-06-2004 07:38 AM

you might be a redneck if:

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.

You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance
were just "misunderstood".

ok.... im done too

ShankS 07-06-2004 09:27 AM

rahhhhhhh

zwoti 07-06-2004 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShankS
rahhhhhhh
are you auditioning for the next godzilla movie?

maximus 07-06-2004 10:54 AM

I couldnt shag a bloke. Too hairy!!

Egekrusher 07-06-2004 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maximus
I couldnt shag a bloke. Too hairy!!
Edit: too much information.

maximus 07-06-2004 11:04 AM

LOL!! Well, its true!!

carnage 07-06-2004 11:16 AM

I would not suggest you fininding yourself a female of a nationality which are hairy either then....or something

Egekrusher 07-06-2004 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maximus
LOL!! Well, its true!!
Actually, what I had posted was too much. You don't even want to know what I edited out.

zwoti 07-06-2004 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Actually, what I had posted was too much. You don't even want to know what I edited out.
but we remember what you said..

Je Suis Phnomne 07-06-2004 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maximus
I couldnt shag a bloke. Too hairy!!
just pretend its a chick with a realllllllllllly ugly fur coat on. you'll be ok.

Je Suis Phnomne 07-06-2004 11:41 AM

While sleeping one day , the National Enquirer snuck up on Bigfoots Sugah Daddy and snapped this "hair raising" photo.

nv. 07-06-2004 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
just pretend its a chick with a realllllllllllly ugly fur coat on. you'll be ok.

...sounds scary. don't do it.... Maybe a blindfold and gloves would help...hehe

Je Suis Phnomne 07-06-2004 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nv.
...sounds scary. don't do it.... Maybe a blindfold and gloves would help...hehe
and a weed whacker

maximus 07-06-2004 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
just pretend its a chick with a realllllllllllly ugly fur coat on. you'll be ok.
FUCK THAT GAME!!!!!! Im ne fuckin bufty and thats the end of it!!!!

Urgggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!! That pic is fucking foul!!!:eek:

Je Suis Phnomne 07-06-2004 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maximus
FUCK THAT GAME!!!!!! Im ne fuckin bufty and thats the end of it!!!!

Urgggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!! That pic is fucking foul!!!:eek:

LMAO! you think thats foul? lol try looking for just the right pic, hell there was one that I didnt know if it was a rug or a coat, then I realized it was a female.

maximus 07-06-2004 11:55 AM

Ive woken up next to "things" and wondered "Is that animal, vegetable or mineral?". And then its started talking to me!!! Frightening!!! And then it gets out of bed and you think "Christ almighty, i didnt shag that? did I?". urrrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!

Je Suis Phnomne 07-06-2004 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maximus
Ive woken up next to "things" and wondered "Is that animal, vegetable or mineral?". And then its started talking to me!!! Frightening!!! And then it gets out of bed and you think "Christ almighty, i didnt shag that? did I?". urrrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!

lol
Coyote Ugly.... Willing to gnaw your own arm off to get away and avoid waking it up lol

nv. 07-06-2004 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maximus
Ive woken up next to "things" and wondered "Is that animal, vegetable or mineral?". And then its started talking to me!!! Frightening!!! And then it gets out of bed and you think "Christ almighty, i didnt shag that? did I?". urrrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!
Max...you need to stop drinkin so much buddy...
you got your beer goggles on....

friday13thfan 07-06-2004 12:18 PM

Re: Re: how secure r u with ur sexuality?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by moonsorrow
hmmm.... ok...
same here... and fluffho why do you want to know

Je Suis Phnomne 07-06-2004 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MD2
How deep does this question have to go?:confused: :confused:

not too far, just enough to provide some decent blackmail *grinz*

ShankS 07-06-2004 12:56 PM

cant believe this thread is still goin.....



the next person who replys, this is for you:

HappyCamper 07-06-2004 01:40 PM

i'm very secure with my sexuality.....










gimme some..........





























Big Titties any day!


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