Childish Behavior You Never Grew Out Of
 

Some things I STILL do that I did when I was a kid:

1. Wake up early on Christmas morning to open presents (even though I am an atheist, I still celebrate Christmas. It's all about the "stuff" nowadays, anyway. Even to Christians.)

2. Say: "Cool! A bendy-straw!" and mean it.

3. Argue with the female head of household (only this time it is my wife, not my mom) about playing video games all day.

4. Watch cartoons on Saturday morning (even though you can watch them whenever you want, now.)

5. Stick my hand down inside a full box of cereal to find the prize. Normally it is now either right on top, or outside of the bag on the side.

6. Fart on people I just got through saying "I love you" to.

7. Dressing up in a costume and going trick-or-treating on Halloween. Granted, I take my kid ... and I don't get any candy (unless I take it from my kid) ... but I'm so glad just to get out and go house to house in a costume (and not get arrested.)

farting out loud in lifts and grinning, even in a lift full of strangers.

pokin dead things with a stick.... just somethin about it lol

why do you always keep poking it, it's dead and didn't react the first time it's not likely to react after another 5 prods, but yet you keep poking it.

being 13 years old

ruin a song someone is listening to by singing obnoxiously loud over it :D ( think car scene with the little girl before she's kidnapped in "rush hour" !!! )

edit : i also like to talk in a baby voice sometimes. finally realized it isn't cute, just fucking annoying.... but hey, that works for me too.

and i fight with my brothers and sister all the time... that wouldn't be so bad if they weren't respectively 7, 6 and 2 1/2 years old :D

Jesuis, after a few pokes, if it doesn't move, it's on fire....

I like to "test" people sometimes, even friends, just see how far I can push them until they "snap"...not go crazy kinda snap, just, get angry kinda snap....angry so I can laugh at 'em....

That and every time my mother arrives someplace after dark, sneak up, and grab her by the shoulders...that and sometimes when I'm cooking, I'll be cutting something up and when my girl is around I'll petend I've cut myself, not only does it confirm she cares, I get some kinda sick fun outta the whole thing.

I'm very into reactions...

I still after all these years fight with my brother as if we were kids! LOL!

I also say pooh on you, and..... my husband hates this.......go puph! to him...that is hard to put in writing.

He thinks that is just saying fuck you.......and it is......and I get away with it too! HA! :cool: ;)

ever seen the site where they video tape blowing up road kills? phukin hillarious site, and its all girls, using nite vision mode on camcorder. They blew up a deer on one video and it literally covered all of them, I think they didnt consider the size of the animal and the damn near size of a coffee can explosive they used on it.

lol that is exceptionally fun to do, especially if they make it known its their favorite song. :D

I play with action figures like nobody's business.

I play video games alllll day long.

I read comics all the time.

I build massive forts, stock them with comics and toys, make up a password, and I won't let anyone in unless they can guess it.

I play with all of the neighbor kids, because I am the simon says and red light green light master.

I wake up to watch cartoons some saturday mornings, but I watch cartoons a lot of the time anyway.

I still eat my cereal in my underwear.

I spend 3 hours in toy stores.

Crap. I could go on and on. I am 23, but everyone says I look and act like a kid. I have no problem with this.

LOL!! Ya, I hear ya, just got over that myself...lol

stay 13 AS LONG AS YOU CAN!

Before long you are paying bills, kissing a bosses rear that you would much rather bury a foot in.

Then there is the whole adult life thing... buying a house *not all its cracked up to be*

Maintenance on it *REALLLLLLLLLLLLY not all its cracked up to be.....

Getting laid off from your job because there are about 30 illegal aliens willing to do it for way less than half of what you need to barely get by. *worse than you can possibly imagine*

HAHAHA i just watched that last night. And also i laugh at farts and laugh when someone eats shit....not literally BTW.......

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces...

trying to be 13 trying hard

Man this is the absolute worst, and 99.9% of them pay no taxes and get relief from George Bush....makes me fucking madder than hell, it is really bad in my part of the country..... SC, NC....


Also on the childish things I still do.....

1. Still race kids 20 inch BMX bikes

2. Play video games constantly.....

3. Spend hours on end in toy stores playing with stuff...

4. Watch cartoons a lot...

5. Aggrevate the T total shit out of people...

6. Burp extremely loud ( Think Booger on Revenge Of The Nerds Loud) without saying excuse me....

7. Play with toy race cars...

8. Still buy action figures for myself, and always have to buy 2 of each... One to keep in the pack and one to open and play with...

9. Sometimes when I'm at burger king or somewhere like that, that has the outdoor playground things me and my GF always have to chase each other through them like a bunch of kids....

10. Buy kids meals at fast food restraunts " just for the toy"

Picking my nose and eating what i find. LOL J/K
I never outgrew Video games, and coloring pictures with my nephew is fun :D
You never grow up as long as your young at heart.

I never grew out of my 420 24/7.

LOL :p

Spending hours in toy stores, making up new, generally disgusting lyrics for my friends' fav songs.

Can I include masturbation? :D

Is it necessarily childish?

It's childish only because your hottest date as a 12-15 yr old is rosey palm and her five friends. lol At least it was the hottest date I had at 13.

Ive had a longstanding affair with Pamela Handerson!!!!!! LOL!!!!

Makes sense, but most people I know didn't stop masturbating when they got hotter dates...

How about being in your fortys and still playing video games and talking on horror site forums. And the farting under the sheets never gets old

I air drum all the time, even at work.

I fart at family members.

I go days without showering...

I'm still afraid of the dark.

reading Aku Ankka aka Donald Duck comic book

pretty much everything i do is childish

cept macking... but hell im pretty childish when it comes to that too.

Don't be so hard on yourself, Fluff. I mean, just look at your avatar! See? You can be mature, when you want to. :D

whenever im filling up my dog's water bucket i still drink out of the hose

lol. u make me laugh, writer

anyways im proud of my childishness. keeps me young and makes people around me smile (well.. most of em)

lol i do the baby talk thing some times out of habbit:D

i watch cartoons on saturday mornings

still go trick or treating and we just go to friends houses cuz they will gives us candy unlike the others that won't cuz of being too old

i know theres more just can't think of it

I am still a child, so everything I do is childish.

lol

they don't do the whole trick or treating thing over here, so my mother buys the kids a whole bunch of candy, which i later steal from them even though my mommy buys me my own :D


yes i am 20, stop looking at me like that !! lmao

Bosses are like diapers. Their on your ass all day and their full of shit.

1. Dropping pennies (or spit) down from real high places and try to hit people.

2. Dress up on halloween and scare the shit out of people (actualy I didn't get to do that much as a child...).

3. Fake a death once every two years. Boy do I scare them when they see that knife stabs into he and blood shoots out.

4. Watch horror movies.

5. Shoot at shuff with a b-bgun (or maybe my 20 gage.)

6. Watch cartoons.