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Vampenguin 07-02-2004 03:01 PM

Canada!!!
 
BEST COUNTRY EVER!!

Anybody watch the new Salem's Lot? Donald Sutherland's from here, Stompin Tom Conners, Avril Lavigne(Ugg), and too many movies too mention are all from here! We've got more guns, less gun-reated murder, and a leader (Paul Martin, as of last week) that ISNT totally insane!!!

http://www.vancouversalseros.com/canada%20flag.gif


CANADA ROX!!!

Stingy Jack 07-02-2004 03:04 PM

Did you watch "Celebrity Poker Showdown" last night? Dave Foley said something derogatory about America, prompting Ian Micheal Black to say: "Love it or leave it, Foley. All these Canadians complaining about America." Foley replied: "Well, if we go, we take the enitre comedy industry with us."

So true.

kpropain 07-02-2004 03:04 PM

Vamp..........

Hate_Breeder 07-02-2004 03:10 PM

i must admit this is an.......................

Vampenguin 07-02-2004 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kpropain
Vamp..........
Turned into? I thought I always was!

Vampenguin 07-02-2004 03:15 PM

I AM CANADIAN!!!!

And to prove it, here is the best beer comercial of ALL TIME

I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Susie from Canada.
Although I'm certain they are really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it "about"...not "a-boot".
I can proundly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing;
Diversity, not assimilation,
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A toque is a hat; a chesterfield is a couch.
And it's pronounced ZED, no ZEE...ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America!

MY NAME IS VAMPENGUIN(Not My Real Name, Obviosly), AND I AM CANADIAN!!

kpropain 07-02-2004 03:25 PM

I have absolutly nothing against Canadians....

But you are starting to sound worse than the fucking nazi's

Fuck you douche baghttp://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti...ers/fing07.gif

Hate_Breeder 07-02-2004 03:57 PM

i hate to say it but um.....we could take Canada in a heartbeat.....

Vodstok 07-02-2004 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
i hate to say it but um.....we could take Canada in a heartbeat.....
I dont hate anything about that comment... What is it with canadians that they must exert their "canadianness" to Americans all the time...

Sorry, You all think were are all egocentric jerks, well.... We are.

We dont care if you are canadian, because we are american. Here is how the average american sees the world:

Canadians: Mckenzie brothers. As far as we are concerned, you go north through minnesota or maine, and everyone says "Beauty, eh?"

Mexicans: "Badges? BADGES? We dont need no stinkin' Badges!"

Germans: "Zis vill hurt a bit...."

Aussies: "G'Day, Paul."

Ignorant? Maybe. But sorry, you dont see any americans going to an predominantly Canadian boards and saying "I'm American, and as one, i think we are cool..."

Get over it dude....

Stingy Jack 07-02-2004 04:31 PM

Yeah, the thread was a little over-the-top. But, you gotta let the guy express a little nationalism.

Vodstok 07-02-2004 04:42 PM

He does this every month or so... I dont knock his patriotism, but I went to school with MANY Canadians when i live din Germany, and i could never understand why they felt the need to express their love of their country to americans so often...

Stingy Jack 07-02-2004 04:44 PM

Every month? What the hell?! Is this like ... the Canadian menstral cycle or something?

kpropain 07-02-2004 04:51 PM

...

Vodstok 07-02-2004 04:52 PM

Okay, to be fair, its only the second time I have seen him do it, but who says that doesnt constitute a pattern?:D

misterX 07-02-2004 05:34 PM

OOOOOOOOOOO GAYNNNNAAAAAAADDDAAAAAAAAA.............my home is full of fagssssssssssss. thats all i know about gaynadians. well that and the fact they were unable t oboot the french out of their country. that is probably the reason for their insecuritys. l've been to the u.s and the people were friendly and polite. well more people than i expected. sometimes people just mistake arogance with confidence, true sometimes over confidence sure. but coming from australia i didn't find this much of a bother. like billy connelly said to parkison. the kids in the u.s and aus are taught from a early age that they can be what ever they want to be. that nothing is out of their reach. while the kids in his home town in scottland and britain are pretty much taught to accept their lot in life.

Freddy Krueger. 07-02-2004 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kpropain
I have absolutly nothing against Canadians....

But you are starting to sound worse than the fucking nazi's

Fuck you douche baghttp://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti...ers/fing07.gif

Yeah, bitch. Stop being a pain-in-the-ass, a mercyless bitch.. Wait... didn't he make a thread about being like me? ... Cool... that means I'm a pain and I have no mercy. I rock.

nine9 07-02-2004 06:02 PM

Well this thread looks too lame to even argue on.

I am a Canadian.......not stupid.....like Americans and everyone else! I think Americans should learn more about us since we really are alot alike. We talk pretty much the same ,and are exposed to the same media!

I'm not into US bashing, and I would hope my friends would be respectful of me too. Like I said.......really come visit me! You will feel right at home!

Canadians have no right bashing the US, because we feel just the same when we are bashed.....all so stupid!

I am proud of my country, and also happy to have a great neighbor!

Their are great and lame things about both of our countries and all others! Who fucking cares! It is all about us as people!

If I wouldn't have said where I came from, you may not have even known

Anyway! HAPPY B DAY CANADA, and great to be your neighbor!

Just keep me in mind the next time you guys bash us.........there are good, cool people here too!
:D

Vodstok 07-02-2004 06:09 PM

Canada has it's share of good and bad, just like any country.

Bad: Tom Green
PAmela Anderson


Good: nine9
Jim Carey
Michael J Fox
My Grandmother (Quebec)
My Grandfather's parents


However, If i mUst comment on the quality of a nation's beer, Mexico has America and Canada beat. Just MO.

Stingy Jack 07-02-2004 06:11 PM

I'm sorry, but Corona is the only beer I have tasted that REALLY tastes like piss (at least, what I imagine piss to taste like). I like Heineken, Tsing Tao, and Guiness (none of which are brewed in our hemisphere).

nine9 07-02-2004 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
Canada has it's share of good and bad, just like any country.

Bad: Tom Green
PAmela Anderson


Good: nine9
Jim Carey
Michael J Fox
My Grandmother (Quebec)
My Grandfather's parents


However, If i mUst comment on the quality of a nation's beer, Mexico has America and Canada beat. Just MO.

Thank you Vod!

BTW Michael J is born on June 9 my B DAY! YA!:D

I might add that he is older though.............


I really hate this stupid Canada, US war thing.........we are buds!

kpropain 07-02-2004 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I'm sorry, but Corona is the only beer I have tasted that REALLY tastes like piss (at least, what I imagine piss to taste like). I like Heineken, Tsing Tao, and Guiness (none of which are brewed in our hemisphere).
The undisputed KING OF BEERS

And it's American made....

Freddy Krueger. 07-02-2004 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kpropain
The undisputed KING OF BEERS

And it's American made....

Beer gut.

nine9 07-02-2004 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kpropain
The undisputed KING OF BEERS

And it's American made....

So happens...the most pop beer in MB. is BUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

funny huh! Really true.................

Tubalcain 07-02-2004 07:18 PM

canada has a great medical system, and its really pretty, and it has great hunting, but above all else, canada has terrorists. thats right. due to their very open imigration policy, canada has allowed every tom, dick and mohammad that wants into the us a free ride. and if thats not bad enough, france now pays extortion money(the equilivant of millions of dollars a year) to the thousands of known terrorists and terrorist-related people that they foolishly admitted into their country and which ther are now unable to remove for fear of attack. so i say thanks canada and france.

nine9 07-02-2004 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tubalcain
canada has a great medical system, and its really pretty, and it has great hunting, but above all else, canada has terrorists. thats right. due to their very open imigration policy, canada has allowed every tom, dick and mohammad that wants into the us a free ride. and if thats not bad enough, france now pays extortion money(the equilivant of millions of dollars a year) to the thousands of known terrorists and terrorist-related people that they foolishly admitted into their country and which ther are now unable to remove for fear of attack. so i say thanks canada and france.
Well I personally have nothing to do with immigration policies.
I just live here!
I am not responsible for everything the Gov does........and I voted NDP!

Anyway, we are aware that this has happened and it has been changed........we did not anticipate 911 either!

BTW........Who the hell are you anyway?

Hate_Breeder 07-02-2004 11:46 PM

Is pot really legal in B.C.?

ShankS 07-03-2004 12:46 AM

lol



this thread.:D

Hate_Breeder 07-03-2004 02:03 AM

Marijuana makes my body feel funny inside......

zwoti 07-03-2004 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Is pot really legal in B.C.?
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/...i/legalize.gif

Vampenguin 07-03-2004 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kpropain
...
That Picture ROX!!!

natas 07-14-2004 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tubalcain
canada has a great medical system, and its really pretty, and it has great hunting, but above all else, canada has terrorists. thats right. due to their very open imigration policy, canada has allowed every tom, dick and mohammad that wants into the us a free ride. and if thats not bad enough, france now pays extortion money(the equilivant of millions of dollars a year) to the thousands of known terrorists and terrorist-related people that they foolishly admitted into their country and which ther are now unable to remove for fear of attack. so i say thanks canada and france.
I know this thread probably has been long forgotten but I just have to set the record straight.

Canada might let terrorists into Canada...but its the US Immigration officers who let them into the U.S.

Tubalcain 07-15-2004 06:56 PM

true but if it wasnt for the thousand plus miles of canada-U.S. border we might have stopped them. but if the bastards wouldnt have let them into their country in the first place, u.s. immigrations wouldnt have to worry about it. they only have a couple hundred officers covering that area.

Tubalcain 07-15-2004 06:58 PM

oh yeah, its the border patrol that does that work.

friday13thfan 07-15-2004 07:19 PM

Re: Canada!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Vampenguin
BEST COUNTRY EVER!!

Anybody watch the new Salem's Lot? Donald Sutherland's from here, Stompin Tom Conners, Avril Lavigne(Ugg), and too many movies too mention are all from here! We've got more guns, less gun-reated murder, and a leader (Paul Martin, as of last week) that ISNT totally insane!!!

http://www.vancouversalseros.com/canada%20flag.gif


CANADA ROX!!!



FUCK CANADA!!!


heres the the best conutry no question.

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...ons/united.gif

natas 07-15-2004 07:26 PM

For one thing...we don't intentionally let terrorists into Canada. And since when is it Canada's job to make sure no terrorists get into the states??? That is the States job. Sorry...it is their job to worry about it...that's what they are getting paid for.

wufong 07-16-2004 04:42 AM

i think the u.s should invade canada for their own safety, i mean come on think about it. if they did that in he first place 9/11 wouldnt have happened

Vodstok 07-16-2004 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by natas
For one thing...we don't intentionally let terrorists into Canada. And since when is it Canada's job to make sure no terrorists get into the states??? That is the States job. Sorry...it is their job to worry about it...that's what they are getting paid for.

I have to agree here. I doubt we are doing anything to stop our frat boys from going to Montreal and giving the prostitutes Clamidia, so why the hell should they STOP foreigners from leaving their country? Pretty assinine if you ask me... (Which you didnt, but when does that ever stop me)

Quote:

Originally posted by wufong
i think the u.s should invade canada for their own safety, i mean come on think about it. if they did that in he first place 9/11 wouldnt have happened
Occasionally you make sense and sound pretty educated, but this isnt one of those times :rolleyes:

friday13thfan 07-16-2004 06:55 AM

Re: Re: Canada!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by friday13thfan
FUCK CANADA!!!


heres the the best conutry no question.

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...ons/united.gif

as not aimed at nine9 because she is the only thing i like about canada

natas 07-16-2004 07:19 AM

No one country is the best. I'm in Korea at the moment and I feel that Canada AND the States could learn a thing or two from Korea. But...I also feel that Korea could learn a few things from us as well.

Vodstok 07-16-2004 07:22 AM

Canada is cool. Been there, done that, liked the people. Much more polite on average than americans. But being american, ilike my home best.

Never been to asia, and it isnt really high on my list of places to visit, but i have nothing against it. I LOVE germany. I spent 9 years there growing up. It is a beautiful country. I agree with Natas, no one is the best, it's all a matter of opinion.


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