Crappy Neighbors
 

I need a place to vent for a second.

We have a new neighbor, who sits in her house all day and sends her kids all over the community forcing the other moms and dads to look after them. When she first moved in, her kids were over here and I gave them a couple of sodas, which they brought home. Next thing I know, she sends her kids BACK over here to get a soda for her!! Then today, she sends her kid over here to ask if I could give her mom a couple of a cigarettes because she doesn't have the gas or the money to go and get some. Now, I'm not about to hand out cigarettes to any kids, so all I said was: "Man, I'm down to my last couple as well, and my wife has the money. Can't help ya." Next thing I know, the mom's revving up her car and peeling out of here! Is it just me, or are these things that people just shouldn't do? I'm going to put a letter in her mailbox, giving her the digs on what she's doing to herself in the way she deals with folks in this community. Probably won't help anything, though. People like that make an art out of taking advantage of others. Even though such a letter would be written in an attempt to give her a clue, and maybe give her a chance to rethink how she acts, she'll probably just get pissed off at everyone and start vandalising people's property before moving away. ERRRRRRGGGHGHGHGHGH!!!!

This reminds me of an old saying:

"You have to have a license to drive a car in this country, but not to have kids....."

I really hate people like that. They serve no purpose. Although, they do show that you don't necesarrily have to evil to be a bad person.

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I would suggest no more than two syllables per word, and lots of references to Jerry Springer. If the need also arises to have to resort to eloquent speech you might want to consider a cheap dictionary as well. If anything it will help her while she is busy playing boggle online and not paying attention to her kids.

I would have sent her a soda alright, *grinz* right after it took a ride in the ole' paint can shaker.

That's shitty Stingy. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. I think it's a good idea to write that letter. If she gets nothing else out of it...at least she'll know that you're not fuckin around...

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Ahhh, a sweet, Simpsonian touch, Je Suis... I like...:)

Is your neighbor SFF :D JK

God I hate people like that...

imo sending her a letter will be a waste of time in trying to influence her to alter her ways. People like this, know exactly what they are doing. They make out they're oblivious to the trouble they are causing, and incapable of supporting themselves and push the people around them to their limits, to see how far they can sponge from them.

It may let her know that you wont take anymore of her shit, but she'll keep on taking advantage of others. They will never change, they have the nerve and audacity to get what they want with the least bit of work possible.

Luckly, I live in a decent area, and dont have social lepers.

That reminds me of this one neighbor I had a while back. Her stupid rat of a dog would take a shit on my deck...every day. So finally I go so fed up with it, I took a huge pile of my dog's shit and piled it on her step. My friends and I were drinkin some beers outside when she stepped in it....haha...stupid bitch cleaned up after her dog from then on. :D

Well, I started on the letter. Lemme know what you think.

"Dear New Bitch,

On behalf of myself and the rest of the parents in this community, we would like to say that your arrival here has been as pleasant as a plague. Your children run amok, like rats, squirrelling their way into our homes and taking inventory of things you might like to ask us for in the future. They don't clean up after themselves, run through the house like their asses are on fire, and teach our kids to talk like ignorant rednecks. If you're hoping one of us will feel sorry for your children to the point that we try to adopt them, you're sadly mistaken. You've already fucked them up too far beyond repair for anyone esle to want.

I understand that your husband left you (hell... wonder why?) and you are having a hard time getting on your feet. Here's a hint: Get a goddam job. The rest of us don't work our asses off to give you sodas and cigarettes. You have one child who is old enough to babysit while you are at work ... not that it really matters, since the rest of us babysit your hell-brood all damn day, anyway. Good thing you're too ugly for anyone to want to help you make more.

Sorry about the "ugly" comment. That was superficial. My apologies.

Sincerely,

A Pissed off Neighbor

Hey you refrained from using the words "twat" or "cunt", You could be nominated for a Nobell Peace Prize :)

LOL nice touch Stingy.....:D

That may fix things for a while but with people like that, there is no hope..... I've never heard of a freeloaders anonymous, so yeah there is no hope...

Might as well shoot her and send the kids off to an orphanage... LOL JK about that part....

Even if there was a "Freeloaders anonymus", they woudl just send their kids to get some donuts and coffee for them.

or go to see if they could hitch a ride to the mall with the counseler...

Why are you letting the little parasites into your home in the first place. You say she forces the other mom and dads to watch them.
How so?
Send the letter and be done with her.

Sometimes people will get the msg sometimes they won't.

"Let them hate, so long as they fear."

There goes Vod with the dreaded "C" word.

Hey, it was only used as an example. At least I dindt bring candy into it, this time. ;)


And "twat" didnt bother you, huh? :)

I got no problem with Twat.

LMFAO!! Print it up and send it Stingy..that's great!

Well, when they first came over here, I didn't mind (because I didn't KNOW), and I thought it would be good for my kid to have other children to play with. I soon figured out what they were like, though, and they've only made it in here one other time (I was in the bathroom, and my daughter let them in.) I had to sit down with my daughter and explain to her not to let anyone in without asking me first. Sure enough, she turned them away the next time they showed up.

I don't know what's going on with the other moms and dads. I'll walk my kid down to someone's house to play in the swimming pool or jump on the trampoline, and the little mosquitoes will be there. I'll exchange a roll-eyes with the current infected parent before walking back home. I guess nobody else has the heart to turn these kids away. I'll circulate the letter and see how many people approve.

You're a good egg, newb :D

How about chewy twat nougat :p

Moist chewy twat nougat....


gotta be better thasn a twat nugget ......


I'm not sure what that would be, but it cant be good...

EEEEEEWWWWWWW a twat nugget, scared of that....

yay..... moist chewy nogurt ****

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sounds kinda like the neighbor my friends mom has. she bought her kids a pool pass and drops them off athe pool everyday for the whole so she doesn't have to look after them and she lets them do what they want at home as well. i hate ppl like that. they had enuff time to make them but don't want to take care of / be a parent to them . in my neighbor hood u can drive down the street and the kids that r playing in the street don't fucking move and when u beep they just tell u off of give u the finger

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weld about about 6 pieces of 12" long sharpened rebar to your front bumper they WILL move ;)

LMAO Kpro! ;)

I also have a neighbor who is a little bit INSANE!

He makes up these incredible lies ALL THE TIME and makes up unbelievable stories like how he jumped 2 police cars type of thing, and drives us crazy, particularily my husband because he stalks him! I think he knows I hate him, because I always avoid him LOL! When we moved in he told us there was an enormous rabid skunk under our stairs. We live in a place where that would be a little rare OK,
He also said he stalked it and killed it! No skunk.

You can't even pop out your head to get the mail and he will try to talk to you, and keep you there FOREVER! I have given up sitting out in the summer in a bathing suit, because he looks over the fence all the time and will try to get my attention even if I am reading and look like I just don't want to be bothered!

He doesn't work is only 28, so he says, and claims to have numerous children! Oh...........had I mentioned, he lives with his parents! :rolleyes:

The times when he forces me to talk to him, he is fond of relaying the details of his pathetic sex life, which he claims has been non- active for a year or so!

And.........you think you have problems!

Have I got a guy for your lovely neighbor! :eek:

ya i have people like that across the road from me, the mother spends all her money on beer and what not , and sends her kids out for smokes and even food. ya just gotta say no. i made the mistake of giving them a smoke once and they were around all thetime asking for smokes so ijust said no piss off. its the only wayi feel bad in a way that the kid has nothing to eat , but fuck it they have to learn to look after themselves, and if ya keep on giving them stuff they will never learn. the slut of a mother just hasa welfare mentality. shit i would prolly give em some help if the ywere down on their luck and trying to help themselfs. but not when they are like that.

Stingy Jack becareful about this neighbor she sounds like the type of person who would kick you when your not looking.... mess up you car or break out a window in your place