the horse of death
 

i was reading in a paper (the daily star anyway) and a farmer was brutally murdered by a horse which went bonkers. a truly hideous satanic animal. do you know any others

Do I know any truly hideous satanic animals? Umm ... no. But I have heard of a horse called "Night Mare" ... I don't where I heard this before though. Probably some cartoon.

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What the shit are you talking about? You actually believe the shit they print in tabloids?

I'm sorry. Maybe you should go find the horse and let it kill you, and take yourself out of the gene pool.

Re: the horse of death
 

My dog pissed on the rug this morning.





little asshole

lol, that papers only good for the ludicrous amounts of semi-naked women it prints, no one reads half the made up storys, well i dont anyway.

Re: the horse of death
 

The tabloids are only good for one thing, wiping my ass.

The tabloids would be excellent to work for.

Not only can you talk shit on celebs, but you can make it up too, then if they work up the notion to beat on ya, you can sue them.

How many of ya tell bs stories, not imagine getting paid for it.

Sit in the office with a bunch of pics and toss darts....

Hmmm today we make fun of Michael Jackson.....
ok now we need a plot....hmmmmm descisions decisions....
oh I know.... ya cant go wrong with bigfoot.

Ok, ohhhhhh Ive got it, Jacko has sex with bigfoot, and dumps the baby bigfoot into neverland ranch, but cleaning up after the lil monster is atrocious....

ok Jacko dumps the furry lil bastard child outside the gate to fend for itself.....

Passerby happens along and finds it sitting in a wicker laundry basket and notices it is surgically altered and has a white guys face. lil note pinned to its "Michael Jackson "Bad Tour" t-shirt that reads......
I am an orphan, my family who doesnt live here with other chidgen died in a horrible plastic surgery accident. Please take this 23 million dollars and give me a new life. I know the scars of being touched at night and the fact that my asshole is now as big around as a coffee can, might not ever disappear. But that is ok, its all about the chidgen, mmmmm tiny chidgen.

*now imagine getting paid to make that shit up*

LMFAO Je Suis sounds like you need a job at the national enquirer.....

Cause you know inquiring minds want to know....:D

Re: the horse of death
 

animals cannot commit murder duhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Re: the horse of death
 

Obviously you have never pissed off a rotty lol

animals can too kill! havent' you ever seen 'Cujo' or 'Man's Best Friend' ?

but amimals dont get possessed for real though.

you still keep in contact with the ex mother-in-law......you mad or brave???

Yes they do, but they fall under the "That bitch needs to stop wasting my oxygen and just die already" clause....

lol


she must be a real nagger

The tabloids are so funny! I thinkthat the stuff in there is just fucking hilarious. JLO HAS YET ANOTHER MARRIAGE!

why does every body hate tabloids

r u all notw friggin readers

the tristar horse looks evil to me

the flying one?

yeah

mm indeed the bastard cud give sum kids a fast constapation reliever

all they need to do is put some fire on its back and horns on its head

i think the horse of a different color from wizard of oz is a satanist..what kind of horse changes a different color, ..thats not right.... tho!! i did read that batboy found an adoptive parent!!! :D

all sounds ma bit crude to me

i think you know where you can stuff your crude...

the nerve

agree