whats the most horrible pain you can imagine?
 

How about the back of your legs being sliced?

yes right on the acciles tendom ouchy wawa

boiling oil as well is pretty horrible

not as much as barbed wire round the naughties

AAAGGGHHH!!!

what about little biting beetles poured in to large holes and gashes along with vinegar and petrol then burning your insides inside

also someone hitting every nerve point in your body

someone smashing your pressure points with a hammer

how about your nipples being cut off with a rusty razorblade

REAL pain is internal, emotional...The loss of someone you love, especially a child...No external, physical pain can even come close to comparing with that...That is THE most unbearable pain that I personally can imagine...http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/...yne/Crying.gif

wtaching a loved one go through all of the above.
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aren't i sweet

Watching any movie with Sondra Locke... Egad, what a hideous, no-talent bitch....

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/41/3/37-9335.jpg


Can you believe that a google image search actually found her on a site called "perfectpeople.com".... There is no god....

Clint Eastwood =Great actor, Great director, terrible taste in woman.

someone stealing my last pint of beer

You are absolutely, 100% correct there.

Someone sneezing on my coke tray. That sucks.

Wow, you're cool. Can i be your freind?

how bout having all of the major bones in your body broken...then having your eyes gouged out with a screw...oh yeah then being skinned. I think that would hurt.

giving birth to a 10 pound baby after 3 days of labor ranks up at the top for me. Also opening the way too full freezer late at night and having a 5 pound roast fall out and land on your foot!

The most pain I have experienced is having kidney stones, nothing hurts worse than shooting a rock through your dick, and it's even worse when you have a blockage and they have to put a stint in you to open up your pee hole....

I thought I was going to fucking die....

wincing with pain now thinking about that.

Wow...2nd that. I'm not a guy....but I feel sorry for ya.

The afterword in the book "On A Pale Horse" Piers Anthony gives a rather detailed description of his bout with kidney stones.

I drink A LOT of water as a result....


The worst pain i ever suffered was a table (a large one) that was propped against thje wall fell over and caught me about an inch above my hairline. I thought my head exploded and my brain would fall out.

I bled ALL over the fucking place, and had to call 911 for myself because no one else was around.

That must have s u ck ed for you vod. Sorry buddy. I had to have knee surgery when I was 16 because I ripped a bunch of shit in there. That was painful. But I'm an accident prone person..unfortunately.

Yeah believe me they fucking suck, I've had 27 of them since I was a kid, a lot of times it hurts in your back where your kidneys are really bad like someone is fucking stabbing you, and if they are small enough to pass and they make it down to your bladder it feels like someone kicking you in the balls constantly. Even massive amounts of pain pills doesn't even stop the pain.

27.....I have a newfound respect for ya man...

((((kpropain))))

Yeah it has made my tolerance level for pain raise to an unbelivable high.

I guess that's why I enjoy being tattoed so much, hell some people say's it hurts, damn it feels good to me.

Yeah right...I'm sure it's a walk in the park for ya. I don't know...even with everything I've gone through...I'm still afraid to get one. Yes you can go ahead and call me a wuss. Plus what if they fuck it up...then you have this retarded looking thing on your (fill in the blank) and that would suck.

I just busted my forehead, yesterday morning...I fell over, WITH the chair, sideways...and NO, I DON'T drink:D ...There was a little more to it...That's the short version...If I told you guys the whole thing, you would probably just laugh your asses off

That maid me literally squirm. OUCH

Are you SURE you dont want to share it? :D


btw, did anyone else catch this? Paul M. Johnson is a "clever" masturbating reference.

Yes, as bloodrayne stated, i too suffered the wrath of kidney stones....at first i thought my lower back was just sore, that lasted about 2 days, and then the REAL pain started....OMG...

So bad infact i went to the doctor and was bent over convuslling and sweeting out of sheer pain, everyone in the doctors office thought i had the plague or something so they wouldnt sit around me:p ....

I got in there and they gave me demoral, which helped enough to get me to the emergency room, but by the time i was in there the pain blasted through that demoral....i saw the surgeon and he said there was nothing we could do but wait till i pass it out, as kpro already described, but they did give me introvenus MORPHINE....

Any kind of pain they give you morphine for....let alone 2 bouts of morphine....is serious....

Oh and for those of you wondering, the comedown off morphine is worse than kidneystone pain:eek: ...

Yeah Arioch I had to stay in the hospital twice for two different blockages from stones, first stay was two days, second stay was four, both times I was on a morphine drip bag the whole time, with a button connected to it that I could only push every fifteen minutes to administer it, it always seemed like fifteen minutes was an eternity. Both of those stays I had to have surgery with them going up inside my dick with a tiny camera and then a lazer to smash the stones. Let me tell you, after you have that done and you pee for the first time after it, it feels like fire coming through your dick literally. And yeah coming off of the medicine is quite a bitch.

Oh, boo-who. Cry me a river. :rolleyes:

1. Make them watch EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION! :eek:

2. Cut them all over with a rusty knife.

3. Cut off one of their arms and/or legs.

4. Dump salt all over their bloody wounds.

5. Blow-Torch their eyes out.

Dislocating my kneecaps hurts pretty fucking bad. So does ripping all of the skin off of my calf. Hmmm. I would imagine masturbation with a cheese grater would suck a great deal. Or thousands of paper cuts followed by a salt bath and then a little acid in the wounds.

what vivid imaginations !!

my bf got run over by a truck when he was young ( he's a tough fucker :p ) and as a result, a nice chunk of his right calf is missing... i can't even begin to imagine how that must have hurt.

not a mother but i agree on what u said. i wouold say the same thing.

being tied to a log and hanging over a slow-burning, low fire. No flames - just super-hot coals that burn for a very long time, taking 2-3 days to be slowly roasted to death.


or....

being staked to the ground flat on your back, large jagged spikes driven through palms and feet, then having a sharp knife peel away the flesh on your abdomen about a 4 inch square. laying there feeling the sun roast your insides and just out of the corner of your eye you catch glimpse of the biggest fat ass crow hopping towards you, much like they do when coming upon roadkill.

:eek:

vivid imaginations indeed !:p

snuggly stuffed in a steel pipe that hangs about 3 feet above the ground, the end of the pipe you can feel with your bare feet *forgot to mention you are naked* what you feel with your bare feet is the end of the pipe is cut and bent into several sharp points bent inwards. not so bad at first since you can barely reach with your toes to feel them until you notice there is a rather large bottle of oil above you slowly dripping inside the pipe, sliding, sliding slowly....drip drip drip

mmmmmmm then you start to feel the jagged metal begin to tear into your flesh, there is nothing you can do to stop it as your weight continues to push you down.... drip drip drip sliding a bit more.... damn this is sharp

ending with you in a pile