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Egekrusher 06-11-2004 01:04 PM

For the men, and for the women...
 
For the men- What would you do if you had 5 testicles?

For the women- What would you do if you had 5 breasts?


I'm bored, sorry. :(

nv. 06-11-2004 01:17 PM

jeez you must be reaaaally bored to think of something so random. But anywayzz I would probably kill my self. Or run off to the circus to be with other freaks....What would you do???

Egekrusher 06-11-2004 01:20 PM

I would sell 2 of them.

Seriously, you can sell your testicles for medical purposes for about $20,000 US per testicle.

I'd have to keep 3 of them because... well... that would just be cool.

bwind22 06-11-2004 01:21 PM

If I had 5 testicles, I would buy a larger nut cup.

If I had 5 breats, I would never leave the house.

allmykids 06-11-2004 01:27 PM

If I had 5 Breasts I think I would be very popular. So of course I would milk it for all it's worth!! LOL

HappyCamper 06-11-2004 01:30 PM

If i had 5 testicles, i'd be at Wal-mart buying new underwear

allmykids 06-11-2004 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HappyCamper
If i had 5 testicles, i'd be at Wal-mart buying new underwear
LOL!!!

bwind22 06-11-2004 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by allmykids
If I had 5 Breasts I think I would be very popular. So of course I would milk it for all it's worth!! LOL
Wouldn't the proper grammar be milk 'them' for all 'they're' worth?

Unless your five breasts teamed up to form one giant breast, then you could just milk 'it'.


;)

(P.S. I'm not dumb, I know what you were saying, but I like to play on words...)

kpropain 06-11-2004 03:05 PM

If I had 5 balls I would probably shoot a 5 gallon bucket worth of cum everytime I got a nut.....

KRUGERKID13 06-11-2004 03:22 PM

if i had five testicles id marry five midgets and use them as cup holders

HappyCamper 06-11-2004 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
if i had five testicles id marry five midgets and use them as cup holders
LMFAO

HappyCamper 06-11-2004 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bwind22
Wouldn't the proper grammar be milk 'them' for all 'they're' worth?

Unless your five breasts teamed up to form one giant breast, then you could just milk 'it'.


;)

(P.S. I'm not dumb, I know what you were saying, but I like to play on words...)

You just reminded me of a scene in the Woody Allen movie (hehehe he said Woody!) 'Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask' with the giant bouncing boob!

h0rr0rdiva 06-11-2004 06:13 PM

You asked a random question my turn lol.
What size would my 5 breast's be, hopefully larger than my current size j/k :p

fluffho 06-11-2004 07:36 PM

if i had 5 boobs

id need 3 more arms

Father Fitz 06-11-2004 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fluffho
if i had 5 boobs

id need 3 more arms

You can borrow two of mine...you're on your own finding a third.

orangestar 06-11-2004 08:20 PM

I barely have two...so I dont know. :D

jay o2 waster 06-11-2004 09:53 PM

Re: For the men, and for the women...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Egekrusher
For the men- What would you do if you had 5 testicles?

For the women- What would you do if you had 5 breasts?


I'm bored, sorry. :(

i would give one of my extra testies to tom green

Rebel Yell 06-11-2004 10:11 PM

I would cut 3 off and use them as paper weights.

jay o2 waster 06-11-2004 10:17 PM

ROFLMAO

paperweights

bloodygurl02 06-11-2004 10:23 PM

lol if i had five boobs mayb i could end world hunger
and i will prob need a new bra

or i would be constently chased by ppl wanting to caress my 5 boobs:D

jay o2 waster 06-11-2004 10:25 PM

chases bloodygurl

bloodygurl02 06-11-2004 10:27 PM

runs and hide from jayLOL:D

Father Fitz 06-11-2004 11:45 PM

...invents the "QuintaBra" for 5-laden breasted women.


Seriously...breasts are a mystery, but consider every male a Sherlock Holmes wannabe...we'll use everything within our power to determine what makes them damn things tick...j/k. :)

Rebel Yell: You better NOT use them as paper weights...Wrap them with care and send them to...


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massacre man 06-12-2004 03:11 PM

if i was woman and had 5 breasts i would wish for 3 more hands

LilMissScareAll 06-15-2004 08:21 PM

I wish I had 5 breasts. I could be famous... "the only woman in the world with 5 boobs". haha. :p

fluffho 06-15-2004 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by massacre man
if i was woman and had 5 breasts i would wish for 3 more hands
hey thats what i said u nerd

:p

jay o2 waster 06-15-2004 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodygurl02
runs and hide from jayLOL:D
there is no hiding from me

jay o2 waster 06-15-2004 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
I wish I had 5 breasts. I could be famous... "the only woman in the world with 5 boobs". haha. :p
but the real question is ....








































....can i see them?

LilMissScareAll 06-16-2004 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
....can i see them?
maybe, if i actually had 5 boobs. :p

fattybluetit 06-16-2004 07:19 AM

i would grow my head and call myself the octopus from hell

Je Suis Phnomne 06-16-2004 07:43 AM

with 5 testicles I'd have to get more health insurance

bad enough falling off the couch trying to mimic the dog now with 2 of them. add three more and I'd be screwed....

hmmmmmmm or keep two of them regular, and get the other 3 filled with a variety of flavors *grinz*


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