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Could cats be extraterrestrials?
Bros, I've been doing some thinking. Are we being spied on right underneath our noses? Consider the evidence:
1.) Cats are worshipped by ancient Egyptians as gods. Weird. 2.) Scientists cannot fully figure out how cats purr, how it is produced. Could it be a type of feedback? 3.) Ever hold a cat's ears back? Yep, classic image of a grey. Almond eyes, small mouth, etc. etc. 4.) Cats can see much better than us. They are more advanced as a species in this regard. In what other ways? 5.) Cats often wake up from deep slumbers and dart out of rooms. They also stare at random empty shit we think are ghosts or some shit. Are they responding or listening to a call we can't hear? 6.) Several---most---cats have anti-gravity properties. They can fall out of four story buildings and land on their feet. That evolutionary thing again. One day they are gonna rise up and FUCK US OVER!!! |
How much weed you been smokin lately?
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They look so innocent. IT'S THE PERFECT PLOY.
We've always had cats. Currently have 4 (inside), and each one is more batshit nuts than the last. It's because of them that I theorize often that cats are the true root of insanity. Especially when I see things like this happen: http://media.giphy.com/media/vlUCWLGF7jpwA/giphy.gif TELL ME THAT'S NORMAL. |
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The bottom pic is actually a poster from a real movie that has just come out. |
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No way, cats aren't extraterrestrials.
They're minor deities. |
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Reminds me of that Cats & Dogs movie. |
Absolutely nothing scarier than waking up in the middle of the night and the cat is sitting on the pillow next to you just watching you sleep. I have an outside cat that literally kills everything, its brought us birds, mice, rats, snakes, all sorts of shit and it doesn't even have front claws. I watched it once jump from the ground into the air and catch a blue jay that had been swooping down at it. I fear the cat...
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Sativa fer me.
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The cat looks more like an alien than the alien does...why isn't hammer weighing in on this one? |
Not to go all Yoda, but hammerfan's silence itself speaks volumes.
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http://www.chud.com/articles/content.../xenomorph.jpg Or this: http://people.ee.duke.edu/~drsmith/c...g/predator.jpg Looks like the Predator is going FUCK YEAH! That's the kind of shit you don't want to run into. |
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We have a new cat. It has a remarkably large head and short pipe cleaner tail. It is very smart too smart.
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Bloodraptor LOOOOOVES cats. ::love:: ::stick out tongue::
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CATS 'RE ALL EVIL I TELL YA. SENT BY THE DEVIL TA CLAW OUR FACES OFF. 'R at least mine XP cats hate me 90% o' the time.
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I'm certainly looking forward to it.
...And in my defense most of those monsters are mom's! Only one is technically mine. ::big grin:: |
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