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I've been away for some time and when I finally come back there is not one single face I know. What happened to this place and where are all the regulars? I'm not bagging on any of the new members but it was a bit of a system shock.

Freak, I don't quite know how to put this: I believe they have one-by-one passed on from this earth.

They're lurking...

Lurkers aren't doing us any favors... ::mad::

Lurker!??!! I prefer "innocent bystander."

Neglector is a better word. And the right word.

I post when I have something to say ::stick out tongue::

I TRIED TO GET
SOME HAIKU ACTION GOING
TO SEE WHAT KIND OF TALENT
THE NEW GROUP BE SHOWING

IT LANDED WITH A THUD
THE RESPONSES WERE NONE
IT LOOKS LIKE THE NEW FOLK
AREN'T INTERESTED IN FUN

Awww I didn't see that, I would have played! Im not very good with poetry, but the not having to rhyme aspect of haiku is more appealing.

I think you're forgetting haiku's ain't funny. Who has ever laughed out loud to haiku? Only Japanese folks. ::wink::

WHOA....

I wake, reluctant;
Too cold to get out of bed
But I have to pee

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Im a cannibal
Spleens taste better with hot sauce
Always eat eyes first.

I NEVER SAID FUNNY
THE WORD I USED WAS FUN
IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
TO A DICTIONARY YOU MUST RUN

Is haiku 3 or 4 lines? One of you has it wrong.

Still not funny. I liked refrigeator tho.

I will spend the rest of my night researching the meaning of those two words.

THAT ONE AINT HALF BAD
NOW STICK IT IN THE RIGHT THREAD
MAYBE MORE WILL CONTRIBUTE
BRING THIS FORUM BACK FROM THE DEAD

IM SURE THATS NOT NECESSARY
A COMEDIAN CAN BE FUNNY
A ROLLER COASTER IS FUN
SAVED YOU LOTS OF TIME SONNY

Well, sorry to tell you this but haiku's doesn't make this place more fun.

You writing as a normal person and contributing like you used to do made this place both fun and funny. Think about it, you who's name I shall not mention.

::wink::

I think Marley is just writing in poetry. Haiku is 3 lines with 17 syllables. First line is 5, second is 7, third is 5. I enjoy it because they don't have to rhyme or make sense, they just have to meet the rules.

YOU ARE CORRECT
IT'S THE ONLY WAY I SPEAK
KIND OF ANNOYING
DOESN'T MAKE ME A FREAK

YOU SEEK MY ALTER EGO
THERE'S A WAY HE WILL APPEAR
REMEMBER THE KEATON MOVIE
AND SOON HE WILL BE HERE

Which Keaton movie?

IF I GAVE YOU THAT ANSWER
FRANK GORSHIN WOULD CRY
TO MAKE THIS MORE INTERESTING
YOU AT LEAST HAVE TO TRY

Frank Gorshin wouldn't cry, he was more of a laugher.

Batman!

VERY GOOD GUESS
I KIND OF LED YOU ASTRAY
THAT ISN'T THE MOVIE
I'M THINKING OF TODAY

TO SUMMON MY ALTER EGO
THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE DONE
HIDDEN IN A KEATON MOVIE
NOW BOY AINT THIS FUN

But I don't know your real name...

Marley's Ghost
Marley's Ghost
Marley's Ghost...

WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS
BUT HE HAS THE WRONG NAME
TIME TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY
AND PUT AN END TO THIS SILLY GAME

Ok, im pretty good, but theres no way I can guess your name... unless...

BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE!!!!!!!

A SHOT IN THE DARK
BUT THAT NAME IS NOT MINE
ANOTHER CLUE WILL BE GIVEN
AND ITS 18,849

NEWB
NEWB
NEWB

You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!

Hey......what up peeps?

Well look at that, didn't even leave a puddle.

Nice to meet you, I saw you when I was reading through some of the other Haiku's.

Welcome back last known super moderator.

Welcome back, Bud....oops, I mean newb!

Nice to meet you as well, Jake. Gonna try to post more often. Maybe even a few more Haiku's .....cause their fun ::wink::

Never a moderator ........didn't need that kind of pressure .

Im going to blame you, Im completely hooked.

Bud?..... Let's not conjure that crazy bastard up. And some day I may even learn how to do the multi quote thing.