Who Would You Rather Kill?
 

Who Would You Rather Kill?

OK, silly time. One of your closest loved ones has been taken hostage. The hostages are going to end your loved one unless you're able to kill one of these monsters. Anyway you can think to do it... which one do you take on? And how would you accomplish your task?

Maybe it's because I'm lazy, but I really don't feel like going up against something indestructible like Michael Myers, and Dracula seems like he'd be a pain in the ass.

The easiest one to kill, to me, is probably the Creature. While I like him a lot, he'd be the one I'd go after, just because I feel like I could do it.

1. Go to the Black Lagoon

2. Drop some dynamite in the water.

3. If that doesn't work, use some jumper cables.

Godzilla. Not sure how I'd go about doing it, but that kill carries the most fame and fortune.

Probably Dracula or the Mummy, simply for looting purposes.

LOL@Knife_Fight; your answer was brilliant!

My gut reaction is that Dracula would be the easiest... Sneak in during the day and stake him. Worst case scenario I get caught by his lesbian vampire guild and wind up having lesbian vampire sexy time for eternity. Win/win. ::stick out tongue::

Agree with this - particularly the Mummy. Guessing he's easiest and you get his riches.

Werewolf.

LOL! That's the exactly the first thing I thought of... depth charge the hell out of the lagoon. You might get lucky. As for electricity, the lagoon is pretty big, I don't think you'd be able to electrocute it without a power plant and 10" diameter cables. I read a scuba diver that wrote lighting hits the top of lakes, and he's safe deep in the water.

But, the Creature may have a lair that protects him from the dynamite blasts. Then you'd have to go back to the drawing board.

Godzilla.

I'd just keep kicking him in the foot until he died.

Unless Dracula is running secret with a legal public persona. Then you'd be arrested for robbery and murder.

Mummy might be easier to kill. But the last place you want to be is in an Egyptian prison for stealing artifacts.

What would be the best process to kill a Mummy hiding to ambush you inside multiple cambers of catacomb?

Worked for Bambi.

So, V, how would you go about killing a Werewolf stalking Yosemite National Park?

Werewolf.

Find one, wait for him to change back to a human and then kill the human.

Best answer :shocked:

I picked Godzilla. Not sure how I would do this, but that creature pretty much destroys everything that in it's way. ::big grin::

Flamethrower mostly, they go up like dry brush.

Silver Bullet. The werewolf is probably the fastest out of the lot above, but that adds the thrill to the hunt.

If that doesn't work, then go by what Villain said.

Chrono wins the thread :shocked:

Nice! Perfect answer. That's what I was thinking too. Woof the whole catacomb with a flamethrower. No need to go in there. But when you do, to see if he's dead, a Beretta Extrema II Rapid Fire Shotgun would be a handy weapon. Heck, might as well wire up a little remote vehicle with video camera and keep the flamethrower ready to go.

Based on the old Karloff Mummy, they don't have the ability to reform from parts and dust.

Yea, with a werewolf, assuming you could track him down (use some bloodhounds and inferred/night vision goggles), you could have a automatic riffle or submachine gun with silver bullets.

Plus, I've never seen it in a movie, but I don't see any reason one can't use a flamethrower and burn it down. And might as well have grenade launcher attached to your weapon; assuming one could aquire these weapons.

Let's say the werewolf was in New York city, and killed in seemingly random alises of a 100 block radius. How would you find the werewolf? And how would you keep up with it? A werewolf is pretty spry.

LOL! Well, what if Dracula, circa 2013, is a rich American, who figured out how to make a legal citizen status. And naturally, when he sleeps, he has a top notch security system and professional security personnel? Den whatcha gonna do? ::wink::

I'm surprised that I'm not getting more support for ETERNAL LESBIAN ACTION.



Also - Where the heck do you get a silver bullet??

Well I can only guess that the top notch security system would be run by lesbian security guards... I would just need to get in. Heh heh heh

The entire cast of American Idol, the Voice and all those other weak shows. Oh and the cast of Twilight.