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Heads Up (Caution... Randomness Ahead)
Hey I just thought of something and decided to share it with you guys.....
When you are eating Wheat Thins, and you get to the bottom of the box, don't tip up what's left...It's nothing but SALT!....Okay...I warned you it was random, but I sure do wish that someone would have told ME that, just now...ugh *cringes* So...Any useful, yet random warnings you guys would like to pass along? |
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or like when you get a cat and it starts to spray on everything why do they do that. you have a litter boox and you know how to use so stop pissing on my shit
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One of the reasons I'm a dog person.
Cats are totally (yeah yeah, with the few exceptions I'll no doubt hear about soon) disrespectful. They act like parasites, and give very little but a bad "why the fuck does it smell like ammonia?!?" kinda smell in return. They are impatient bastards that will only have things their own way. They don't love you, they just know how to read you. My warning/advice - Don't be an idiot pretty much covers it. |
My warning may seem like common sense but its not so easy to remember when your drunk as fuck. DO NOT EAT MUSHROOMS IN SAN FRANCISO AND GO BACK TO THE MILITARY BASE. IT WILL ONLY CAUSE YOU TROUBLE. also dont underestimate you own importance sometimes I find myself putting the needs/wants of others before my own. Ive recently come to the epiphany that I my desires are paramount in the decisions i make. The race is long and hard but in the end its only with your self.
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A friend once told me this but I don't know if its true, nor do I plan to find out: don't drop your soap in prison.
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never count your money when your sittin at the table
never rush free work Never give someone the power to make you angry |
If your driving and your lost out on a open road miles away from anyone, don't stop and ask for direction from a big guy wearing a mask.
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Don't eat yellow snow...Okay, everyone already knows that one..You guys got any more?....I'm bored
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i think this is confucus
he who go to bed with ichy butt wake up with stinky fingers |
Don't piss on the electric fence
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To guys:
Don't try to compensate for a tiny penis with a giant signature. |
i always found this funny . words of wisdom from none other then BRAK. this is on the space ghost musical bbq cd
[Brak] One time I hired a monkey To take notes for me in class I would just sit there With my mind a complete blank While the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek-Eek!" I got an F When I told my mom about it, She said, "I told you, never Trus a monkey!" The end |
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[Space Ghost] Now, here's Zorak With a very important nugget of joy for us [Zorak] I ran to get into shape once I ran and ran and ran Ol' runnin' Zorak That's what they used to call me Ol' runnin' Zorak Hee-Hee Then I developed the worst bunyon On the pinky toe of my left foot Ugghh...I done me in So I started conquering galaxies Muaaahahahahaha!!! |
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Don't wipe your ass with a pine cone, unless you like getting your rectum stitched back together.
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oklast one for tonite i promise:D
[Brak] Here's Space Ghost with something to think about! [Space Ghost] Today, boys and girls Put your best foot forward If you're not sure which of your feet is your best foot Flip a coin Or have your feet run a race When putting your best foot forward Be sure to have the proper footwear If this requires purchasing new shoes It's best that you get two... A right one and left one And remember... People judge you not by the size of your feet But by whether your socks match Thank you. |
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I LOVE brak show and space ghost....does space ghost still come on?:confused: they are always switching the time slots on CN, im glad i have the first dvd set, but they need to release the second one damnit!!!
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:mad: CN cancelled The Brak Show...between that and cancelling Home Movies, I'm starting to dislike CN...
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i am now officialy infuriated w/ CN |
Word! They took Transformers Energon off the air as well:mad: to replace it with ARMADA :rolleyes: horrible!!!
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as long as they still show Trigun, I won't be able to really dislike them. But still...no more Home Movies...
It's spaghetti time |
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bsaically u hafto be pissing like a elephan for it to work thats to say, the stream has got to be like an inch thick ... anyway as to more advice umm dont put any fake fur (real = horrible) in the dryer, it singes up and looks ridiculous then u hafto sew some more on... and im saying this cuz the damn thing said 'put in dryer' so i did wel fUCKIN HEL thats what i get for following instruction i haev lots of memories with that fur :( |
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MY MOM HITS ME IN CHURCH!
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Since we've gone over to cartoons for a while...
A few questions for anyone who knows. I don't think that TF Energon has even been shown here (aus), but I DID see armada, and thought it was pretty fucking lame 'n childish...what's the difference betwen that and energon? Both chronologically and in terms of characters..etc. Also, how many series of transformers (including the japanese side-story kinda ones) has there been altogether? Some series description would be cool. I don't really NEED to know this, but anyone can answer if they wanna... throughout ALL of the series, how many "big robots made outta multiple transformers" robots were there altogether, and what did each one look like? Another thing...I was reading up on the new-ish animated TMNT series, and came across something I only saw once or twice called "the next mutation", it looked something like the third movie did...I DO remember that series just about as much as I want to, but somewhere in tha back of my mind, I seem to recall a cartoon series that happened after the old series, but before the newest one. All I remember is that shredder was younger in it, and not always the bad-guy....I looked and looked and I just cannot find anything on this series on the net...does ANYONE remember anything remotely like it? Maybe it's just crazytalk... |
Here you go Cheeba
1.Energon is AFTER armada and uses some of the same characters but they almost all get "remodeled" in Energon, it kicks ass btw, not that childish at all. EVERYONE hates armada, energon owns all over it.. 2. well there is G1, and there are about 6-7 series of those, 1-3 made it over here, the rest (starting with headmasters/targetmasters) didnt. Then there is beast wars (the cg animated ones from 96 or so) 3 series of these, then Beast machines 2 series after that. Robots in Disguise is a animated series that happens somewhere during beastwars times but isnt related. Then there is Armada (the worst of ALL TIME) which ends AND continues to Energon (which kicks ass) 3. Well there were multiiple Combiners (or Gestalts as they are commonly called online for some reason), throughout G1 Devestator being the first and most memorable (made the only combiner apperance in the movie) other g1 combiners Decepticons -Menasaor (made of the stunticons) -Devastator(made of the Constructicons) -Abominus(made of the terrorcons) -Predaking(made of the predicons, biggest, coolest, and most valuable of ALL gestalts...there is a set of all 5 going for $2k on EBAY right now....insane, but i digress) Autobots -Superion(made of the aerial bots) -Computron(made of the technobots) -Defensor(made of the protectobots) Thats all i can think of right now, i know there are a COUPLE more in Rid, and G2 but not many, almost ALL of them are in G1 There are some combinations in Energon tho, but its between 2 autobots only, and they can switch up the order, kinda cool, but no where NEAR G1 cool.... You should check out Tfans.com or Seibertron.com and its boards if your really into TF's cheeba, or you just want to know more, but be WARY, you start feeding this addiction MAN its hard to stop..... |
Thanks man....was there not a generation 2 show kinda like the first one?
what was Robots in Disguise all about? "when" are energon and armade supposed to take place in relation to the original series? I recall one autobot somewhere down the line (not the very first) really hated the constructicons, almost suicidally so...he was some kinda big "gaurdian of something" transformer... I know the original megatron apparently made an appearance sometime during the beast wars series thru a message or something, any of the others from the original series? When exactly did optimus die? did he come back for good when he did or what? see, I only ever watched g1, and what I coulda sworm was called g2.. I think If ever I buy the figures,it'll be from ebay, and I aint gonna bother buying 'em boxed...well, maybe soundwave or any of the others with electrical components..but the boxed ones (usually in collections) are just too fucking much... Seems an idea to maybe buy some action figures for 20 yrs down the line, huh? |
don't pick up the phone when you're high.
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Im currently downloading RiD so i dunno, i got scourge from that line coming in the mail to me (imagine an evil optimus prime) but i dont know what the show is like, have to get back to ya on that one...
Im assumning armada/energon are AFTER the originals, just since everything is pretty much after G1, no idea on the relation of them to beastwars or anything.. Your refering to OMEGA SUPREME that hated the contructicons, and boy does he, ya hes a big city transformer turns into a whole base and shit.....tank and rocket and some other things...big guy... Yes megatron (g1 megs that is) appears in a message to SOMEONE:confused:in beast wars...but RAVAGE one of soundwaves cassettes (the black and gray jaguar) comes back from G1 and is involved in the end of season 2 in beastwars, he kinda looks a bit different, but he changes into a cassette again at the end....fucking classic...i think thats all the correlations, but ive only seen to the end of season 2 in beastwars so i dunno... Optimus died in the movie, which makes it hardcore, then sense the series was weakening without him, was brought back at the end of season3 only to be killed off for good later again in season 4 lol...hes gone for good in G1, but hes always in other series, just like megatron.... well G2 is ALOT like G1, even cartoon wise, they have alot of the same toys, just recolored, and some new characters but not all...and inbetween scenes of the cartoon, there was this big metal box that switched the scenes, like a scene out of CUBE, something like that.....i watched a bit of G2 as well... |
Steve....
I feel that, man! It's because "They know" right? Getting to yours now, arioch... |
Ya Toys R Us has reissued ALOT of the G1 toys Cheeba, they are cheep to get BRAND NEW, but not all, after i bought all them i started buying Japanese reissues online, it was all downhill from there lol....
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yeah.. anyone could be at the other end : your mother, your boss, could be very bad news, too...
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