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_____V_____ 09-27-2012 10:28 AM
Man arrested for having sex with sofa!
 
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A 46-year-man in the US state of Wisconsin has been arrested for having sex in a street with a sofa, a media report said. Gerard Streator was spotted bending over an abandoned yellow settee with his trousers round his ankles in Waukesha city, The Sun reported on Thursday.

The hotel worker was seen by an off-duty police officer at 11 pm "thrusting his hips" against the sofa, which was in full view next to the kerb. No one was seen on the sofa.

As the police officer yelled at him, the man fled to a nearby apartment block.

He was later arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour.

The man faces up to nine months in jail and a fine of $11,000.

In a similar case, a man is wanted by police in Varallo, Italy, after he was seen having sex with a waste bottle bin.
Desperate times.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...he-street.html

Sentinel65 09-27-2012 01:54 PM
They said what will happen to the man, but what will happen to the sofa?

Sentinel65 09-27-2012 06:50 PM
http://www.hookerfurniture.com/index...sofa-table.cfm
I thought that the government would have gotten on top of this kind of sexual trafficking but I guess not, it's just sad.

bamahorrorfan87 09-27-2012 11:14 PM
i bet he didn't call the sofa the next day

wizard of gore 09-27-2012 11:40 PM
this thread has been moved to true crime....oh wait the mod put it here and i don't have the power

hmmm wounder if theres an industry in couch porn

bamahorrorfan87 09-28-2012 12:50 AM
he got away from the cops with where his drewers was what did the cops say about that?

Dara 09-28-2012 12:50 AM
Wisconsin sounds like a grand place to visit!

Anthropophagus 09-29-2012 01:34 AM
That sofa looks bang tidy.:D

Dara 09-29-2012 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Anthropophagus (Post 936326)
That sofa looks bang tidy.:D
I would.....

Anthropophagus 09-29-2012 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Dara (Post 936328)
I would.....
I have.:rolleyes:

Dara 09-29-2012 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Anthropophagus (Post 936331)
I have.:rolleyes:
hahahahah!..I must have got sloppy seconds then!

Anthropophagus 09-29-2012 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Dara (Post 936333)
hahahahah!..I must have got sloppy seconds then!
I banged a couple of cushions too.:cool:


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