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_____V_____ 08-01-2012 05:27 AM
Cockneys Vs. Zombies
 
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The film stars Michelle Ryan, Rasmus Hardiker and Harry Treadaway as cousins who decide to rob a bank so that they'll have enough money to save their old granddad (Alan Ford) from having to leave his retirement home for some remote northern location. Mid-heist, however, a zombie epidemic reaches apocalyptic proportions and the trio have to fight their way clear - even as the pensioners face their own fight for survival.

It's all directed by Matthias Hoene and written by James Moran and Lucas Roche.

Cockneys Vs. Zombies hits cinemas on August 31.
http://www.empireonline.com/news/feed.asp?NID=34766

hammerfan 08-01-2012 05:31 AM
What's a Cockney?

_____V_____ 08-01-2012 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted by hammerfan (Post 930072)
What's a Cockney?
A citizen of East London.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockney

hammerfan 08-01-2012 05:40 AM
Thank you!!!!

newb 08-02-2012 06:01 PM
I might be getting tired of zombies

Anthropophagus 08-03-2012 06:55 AM
I am not tired of zombies but i am tired of dross like this.

Dara 08-03-2012 07:06 AM
How does this work then??"quick run up the apple and pears theres a zombie!!!"Lets have a knees up round the old Joanna whilst the zombies try to get us"..Hmm.I dont know what the significance of being a Cockney will bring to this film.
Maybe its a precursor for several regional zombie films!?? Scousers versus Zombies/Geordies vs Zombies etc.??

Anthropophagus 08-04-2012 01:15 AM
Scousers v zombies.Now theres a title that sends shivers down my spine.:D

Dara 08-04-2012 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Anthropophagus (Post 930364)
Scousers v zombies.Now theres a title that sends shivers down my spine.:D
Calm down ,calm down!!!Laa!

Anthropophagus 08-04-2012 04:27 AM
Are you calling me tick,eh,eh,eh,eh.:D

Seriously though,i hope shit like this fails,and bombs miserably.I am not wasting one minute of my time even looking at it.

Straker 08-04-2012 06:20 AM
When I saw this I really expected it to be starring Danny Dyer.... This sort of shite is right up his street.

Dara 08-04-2012 06:34 AM
Danny Dyer by name, dire by nature !.

Anthropophagus 08-04-2012 06:43 AM
Totally agreed Dara.What a piece of excrement he is.

Fearonsarms 08-05-2012 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Dara (Post 930374)
Danny Dyer by name, dire by nature !.
Mockneys VS Zombies would be more apt if he was in it lol

_____V_____ 08-06-2012 06:18 AM
First gore-filled trailer :-

http://www.totalfilm.com/news/gore-f...bies-watch-now

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Cockneys vs. Zombies has released a new red-band trailer in which a horde of the undead go toe to toe with a posse of jellied eel quaffing, convoluted rhyme spouting Eastenders.

Written by Severance scribe James Moran, this claret-spattered tear-up between the living and the nearly-dead sees Michelle Ryan, Alan Ford and Richard Briers tooling up to protect their corner of the capital from a plague of zombies.

Directed by Matthias Hoene, Cockneys vs. Zombies opens in the UK on 31 August 2012, and will receive its world premiere at FrightFest on 23 August.

Dara 08-06-2012 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 930552)
Richard Briers ????!!! Richard Briers????!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Ill never be able to watch The Good Life again now!!


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