Here's a Shocker
 

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You know, my birthday is coming up.

I want one, someone buy one and send it to me.

Two in teh pink, one in teh stink.:cool:

My bday was last Tuesday and I didn't get shit. :mad:

And what's wrong with two in teh stink?

still no bday presents. what up wit dat??????????

hey, what's wrong with http://cghs.dade.k12.fl.us/african-a...t_of_glory.JPG in teh stink?

A man's g-spot IS in the bum, ya know.

No wonder I spontainously ejaculate all over the place when I take a big healthy shit.

i wont buy you that thing

but i will consider making those red vinyl overalls i was talking about

but thats only on the agreement that you will wear them minus a shirt and take sechzy boyband pics for me. but dont forget u still need the hard hat and the sledgehammer. those u must prpovide for urself

:D

LMFAO

Sometimes I sit and wonder what goes through your head...but then I figure that maybe I'd be better off not trying to figure it out...

well today is my half birth day

OMFG LO MOTHERFUCKIN L

The legend....

....of teh stink.

http://www.rotten.com/library/langua...inger/shocker/

lol, I remember when Evis showed me that. I'll say the same thing I said to him.

http://www.rotten.com/library/langua...diesplease.jpg

The girl on the far left is totally clueless. Dumb broad.

Spock is the man. He put two in the stink.

Now there's someone to look up to.

You, me and fluff.

24/7.

what is I.II_ ???

How old are you? 10?

wow people acually got in trouble for the old 2 in the pink 1 in the stink.....we always do that in school its funny.....but Evis its u me fluff and shadowstar :)

GoRe

Go home and play with your Tonka Trucks child.

:( You forgot me.

I'm the one who's gunna drill you in the ass and slap the shit outta the back of your head. Better start growin your hair out now, BOY!

Nah.. im canadian. Don't you actually need to be 10 or younger to do the funny fingers stuff?

LLOOOFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!11

Oh... I think I got it.

...sigh...:rolleyes:

Maybe you should go ask your sex ed teacher, Stevie.

Well I just asked your mother

No.

She's lying.

Wow, she was right.

You are 10.

ok I'm 10. I'm still your father tough.

and im his mommy.

does that mean were married?

Further proving my theory that Canadians are stupid.

hey?

don't you mean "eh?"

And I'm simultaneously your second cousin, your step-brother, AND your uncle

Nice post ass-nugget.

ass biscuit

ass brick

just thought i should get in on the action

ass puppet

ass muncher

asshat


I win