A break from horror
 

I know this is a horror forum, but does that mean we have to talk about horror all the time? I mean this site is getting kind of decrepit , there's only a certain amount of times you want to reply to a thread about Halloween or Friday the 13th.

What is this folder really for anyways? Most of the stuff I see here could be going in the modern horror forum. I think we need more true general discussion in here.

So how about funny things that happened to you. Can anybody remember a funny thing that happened to them? (or a friend I guess) Anything goes (sex, drugs whatever.)

It doesn't matter if it just happened or happened years ago.

funny thing that happened to me : terror toons and shrooms

ever try to fool around with a cast on your leg ?? ... not easy :o :p

stories people, stories. :p

alright i was on the bus an 8th grader got mad at a 6th grader the 8th grader put his hand around the 6th graders throat he started to squeeze the 6th grader lightly punched him the 8th grader ran back to his seat crying

One time I came up with a plan to destroy the world using coffee makers that could think...and it worked

I was on a head full of mushrooms out in San Fran while I was in the coast guard. They busted down my door while I was tripping face and cuffed me and threw me in the back of the patrol car. The dining hall caught on fire and the cops were just driving around it with their lights flashing. Not a funny experience but one that has made me who I am today.

When I was like 3 or 4, we lived in Utah. My brother and I went out to play and while we were playing a giant Dragon Fly started Chasing us...I'm dead serious...this thing was like a foot long and was all different colors! Well, my brother makes a mad dash for the house and gets there safely. Meanwhile, i am still stuck outside with this freakin Dragon fly. After a minutes or two, it stopped chasing me and flew away....Thinking back, i should have just run into the house too.

A BREAK FROM HORROR! But this is a horror movie forum.If I want a break from horror, I would go to another non-horror forum. OH I don't know, maybe the "Care Bears Forum" or "The Really Nice Forum Where Everybody Gets Along and Noobs Are Considered People Too Forum" But a break from horror, I think not.

Well, this is the general forum. And it does say "talk about ANYTHING here." That is the whole reason I made the "Fist Fucking" thread, back when Avenger was mod, to prove a point. You can talk about whatever you want here. So, as for new topics, I nominate Terry O'Quinn. heh;) :p

I understand he was a golden gloves boxing champ in his younger day and holds a black belt in karate.

Yep. He was a bodyguard for a while, as well. Oh, and he's sexy as hell.;)

and I heard he also found the cure for cancer, and only told Alliyah (that singer chick)

LOL Uuuh OK

Anyhow, all of those are correct. I wasn't lying about it.

oh, and he wrote all of Leonard Cohen's songs

"Bird on a Wire" is my fav.

I remember back in the day when I played volleyball, I was getting on the bus after a game, and this included the junior varsity team, and the varsity team. JV was all sophomores and varsity was all seniors.

My friend and I were sitting on opposite seats, cuz bus seats are so fucking small, when one of the seniors came up to him and asked him to move so he could sit there. That being fucking hilarious, I started to laugh my ass off. My friend never moved, so the guy that asked him to ended up sitting behind me. After he sat down, half the varsity team lectured me on how seniors get priority because they're older. I argued with them for a while, until the guy behind me slapped me upside the head. So I turned around and was like wtf? and smacked him back. Then the coaches jumped in...

I woulda leveled his ass. He was only half my size and near three years older. Stupid half-pint. Aaahh... high school memories.

Oh, you wanted it sex or drug related didn't you? Well, the guy behind me was a major pothead. There ya go.

If I remember something else I'll post it. Story time is fun.

once I saw a guy in a Demolition Man movie shirt with a Flock of Seagulls haircut playing the bagpipes...so I stabbed him to death

Bird on a wire.. that reminds me of the Pixar short. Pretty damn funny.

Although I like Knick Knack the best... Had the best background music too, made by Bobby McFerin.

You shoulda asked him if he knew how to use the three seashells.


The world may never know...

I do

OH OH OH SHARE THE KNOWLEDGE

NEVAH!

Then I'll sic my snakes on you.

Asps.... very dangerous.
















You go first.

I'll use my Gladware full of Judd Nelson's semen on them!

I'll counterattack with Mick Jagger's giant mouth of doom, and swallow them all!

it won't be the first time Mick Jaggar has swallowed Judd Nelson's cum, I can tell ya that

Maybe that's why Jaggar is still so active? Great sex life.

no, it's because Judd Nelson's semen is like the fountain of youth...but with sperm

So that's why some old people are still so active.... Judd Nelson must be marketing his sperm! BRILLIANT!

that's why he could afford to do shitty movies like Steel or Light It Up

It all makes sense now....

He should write a book and make an infomercial on how to make money.

and it can be called "the Breakfast Club...but with semen"

Or "Breakfast at Tiffany's... only instead of that being hollandaise sauce on the eggs benedict it's semen"

now there's a selling title

or "The Cum Guzzling Space Blondes vs. The Plastic Self-Cleaning Ducks"

he should put all three titles on the book, that way it'll appeal to the most audiences.


i wonder if he chugs his own splooge... now there's a true man.

of course he does. I mean, have you SEEN Airheads?

touche mr. bond. touche

hey, don't think you can out-wit me by using your fancy-french lingo.

swahili it is

*clickclick*fucking*clickityCLICK*

take that