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Jokuc 01-20-2011 11:39 AM

Horror to make my mates crap their pants :)
 
Alright, so I am a big fan of horror and I've seen alot of movies. Now in some weeks my friends and I will have a movie night and I should pick a movie.
So guys, can you please give me some really scary movies?
And what I want is movies like "Friday The 13th", "Halloween", "The hills run red" and so on. I hope you understand what I mean. I don't know how to describe it.. Maybe "People run away from a killer (good if he's with mask or a scary looking monsterface) in dark places" With "Scary looking monster" I mean stuff like the nice dudes in "The hills have eyes" or something. I DO NOT want splatter movies. Because (yes, they are good ones) but they are not scary. So I am not looking for some blood donation or something (I do not think that blood is disgusting in horrors or so) but too much blood and I lol.



PLEASE, DO NOT SAY ANY OF THESE:
(It's in the "category" I want but I have already seen them. Please note that this is not all I have seen in tis "category" but I have a really bad memory so I can't remember everything)


-The Texas Chinsaw Masscare
-Halloween
-Friday The 13th
-The Shining
-Scream
-A Nightmare on Elm Street
-The Hills Run Red


I know more but I cannot remember more right now :p

oh and by the way DO NOT SAY THE EXORCIST OR SAW because they are good movies but they are not in the "category" I want and I have already seen them. I said this because people spammed me those movie titles eaven when I said that that's not what I want. anyways this is maybe the most important of all:

DO NOT GIVE ME GHOST OR "GOD'S WILL" MOVIES BECAUSE I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD OR GHOSTS. Actully I think it's Ridiculous.

Thanks in advance.
oh by the way, the dead line is in 4 weeks from now.
Greetings from me :)

[Edit] oh Sorry The Hills Run Red is a Splatter too but it's the stuff I want. Masked killers.

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TheWickerFan 01-20-2011 11:51 AM

I have the perfect movie. It's called The Gate.http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XRik3JEuu.../the_gate1.jpg

Jokuc 01-20-2011 11:54 AM

Alright, do you have another one?
I mean I want something to choose from :D
And also; how old is it? Will it make my friends unable to get sleep? :p

By the way I am new here, how can I add a profile pic?

[Edit] never mind I found the year

Karl Kopfrkingl 01-20-2011 12:13 PM

Interestingly there was a recent thread that might have been titled "top ten horror movies from the last decade to recommend to somebody you don't know who has very specific viewing requirements". The original list was:

Alone In The Dark
The Fog
Scary Movie 2
When a Stranger Calls
Doom
Black Christmas
Premonition
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Halloween Resurrection
Van Helsing

A few other movies were discussed like House of the Dead, My Bloody Valentine, Seed of Chucky, The Final Destination and Scream 3. I'm sure if you do a search you will be able to find the full discussion of all these masterpieces of the genre.

Jokuc 01-20-2011 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karl Kopfrkingl (Post 885249)
Interestingly there was a recent thread that might have been titled "top ten horror movies from the last decade to recommend to somebody you don't know who has very specific viewing requirements". The original list was:

Alone In The Dark
The Fog
Scary Movie 2
When a Stranger Calls
Doom
Black Christmas
Premonition
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Halloween Resurrection
Van Helsing

A few other movies were discussed like House of the Dead, My Bloody Valentine, Seed of Chucky, The Final Destination and Scream 3. I'm sure if you do a search you will be able to find the full discussion of all these masterpieces of the genre.

Hehe I have already seen all of them exept "Premonition" :D

TheWickerFan 01-20-2011 12:45 PM

Giant Spider Invasion:http://thumbnails.hulu.com/18/728/88...NgYB+eEVgg.jpg

scouse mac 01-20-2011 01:17 PM

Kolobos
Cold Prey 1 & 2
Rec
The Thing

Sistinas666 01-20-2011 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheWickerFan (Post 885246)
I have the perfect movie. It's called The Gate.http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XRik3JEuu.../the_gate1.jpg



Dammit Wicker! You beat me too it! That was my thought exactly, then I scrolled down.:mad: You're good!:cool:

Diabolical 01-20-2011 06:45 PM

Are yall serious about the gate? im about to receive it from netflix. and that top 10 list a few post up has to be a joke. Halloween resurection? Really?

Heres some in no particular order...

Shaun of the Dead
Let the Right One In
The House of 1000 Corpses
Grindhouse(tarantino)
Dawn of the dead (2004)
Haute Tension
Zombieland
Trick R Treat

Thats just some recent ones....you want older ones too?

Damn, that top10 list was awful...

Jokuc 01-20-2011 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scouse mac (Post 885264)
Kolobos
Cold Prey 1 & 2
Rec
The Thing

Haha sorry I've seen them too :p
I have a really bad memory so I do not remember what I see :D
Hm wait I have not seen Cold Prey 2 only the first one. But maybe you have to start at the first one if my mates should get the point? :rolleyes:

Jokuc 01-20-2011 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sistinas666 (Post 885282)
Dammit Wicker! You beat me too it! That was my thought exactly, then I scrolled down.:mad: You're good!:cool:

I was looking at some info about it and it donsn't look that scary..
Is it really so scary so they won't give us sleep? :rolleyes:

Elvis_Christ 01-20-2011 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jokuc (Post 885300)
my mates

http://davidcgarcia.com/wp-content/u...s-partying.jpg

Jokuc 01-20-2011 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diabolical (Post 885287)
Are yall serious about the gate? im about to receive it from netflix. and that top 10 list a few post up has to be a joke. Halloween resurection? Really?

Heres some in no particular order...

Shaun of the Dead
Let the Right One In
The House of 1000 Corpses
Grindhouse(tarantino)
Dawn of the dead (2004)
Haute Tension
Zombieland
Trick R Treat

Thats just some recent ones....you want older ones too?

Damn, that top10 list was awful...


-Shaun of the Dead >I SAID NO SPLATTERS
-Let the Right One In >It's a Swedish movie, of course I have seen it. And I did not like it. Did not scare me at all.
-The House of 1000 Corpses >I have seen it atleast 2 times.
-Grindhouse(tarantino) >Sucks
-Dawn of the dead (2004) >Agin NO SPLATTERS
-Haute Tension >Please tell me some about it
-Zombieland >lol It's a comedy.. ;)
-Trick R Treat >I must say I really love this movie. But..
I have already seen it 4 times :rolleyes:


Anything else? :D

Jokuc 01-20-2011 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ (Post 885304)

Ha ha -.-
Serious answers here please

TheWickerFan 01-21-2011 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sistinas666 (Post 885282)
Dammit Wicker! You beat me too it! That was my thought exactly, then I scrolled down.:mad: You're good!:cool:

Sorry, didn't mean to steal it from you.

How about The Stuff?http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFH...0/stuff+15.jpg

Ferox13 01-21-2011 02:25 AM

http://www.echemist.co.uk/productmed...ot_tablets.jpg

TheWickerFan 01-21-2011 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferox13 (Post 885311)

That would do it.:D

TheWickerFan 01-21-2011 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jokuc (Post 885306)
-Shaun of the Dead >I SAID NO SPLATTERS
-Let the Right One In >It's a Swedish movie, of course I have seen it. And I did not like it. Did not scare me at all.
-The House of 1000 Corpses >I have seen it atleast 2 times.
-Grindhouse(tarantino) >Sucks
-Dawn of the dead (2004) >Agin NO SPLATTERS
-Haute Tension >Please tell me some about it
-Zombieland >lol It's a comedy.. ;)
-Trick R Treat >I must say I really love this movie. But..
I have already seen it 4 times :rolleyes:


Anything else? :D

Correct response: Thank you Diabolical, for recommending some fantastic movies. I appreciate your help.:rolleyes:

Sistinas666 01-21-2011 04:03 AM

This thread is great. I seriously just laughed hard at this shit.:D

TheWickerFan 01-21-2011 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sistinas666 (Post 885315)
This thread is great. I seriously just laughed hard at this shit.:D

If you laughed so hard you crapped your pants, then I guess we helped this person out:D.

Straker 01-21-2011 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jokuc (Post 885245)
[SIZE="3"]DO NOT GIVE ME GHOST OR "GOD'S WILL" MOVIES BECAUSE I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD OR GHOSTS. Actully I think it's Ridiculous.

I thought that comment was awesome, that has to be the best motivation I ever heard for not watching a horror movie.

TheWickerFan 01-21-2011 05:54 AM

Wow! I didn't notice that. God and ghosts - no; demons and monsters - okay.

Also, was he in the process of shrinking when he wrote that?

Jokuc 01-21-2011 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheWickerFan (Post 885314)
Correct response: Thank you Diabolical, for recommending some fantastic movies. I appreciate your help.:rolleyes:


Yeye.. whatever :D
But do you got anything else?
I mean there must be more.. :rolleyes:

Jokuc 01-21-2011 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Straker (Post 885318)
I thought that comment was awesome, that has to be the best motivation I ever heard for not watching a horror movie.

Are you serious? Or is it just a bad joke? :confused:

Diabolical 01-21-2011 07:30 AM

You said no SPLATTERS?
What the hell is that? You dont want to see blood? Haute Tension is a French movie, look it up, Im not here to do everything for your lazy ass.
Have you seen the Strangers? Thats ppretty good. Vacancy? Those two are pretty creepy. The Thing is very good. The Serpant and the Rainbow, Mark of the Devil, Deranged/Motel Hell(one of my favorites) re-animator, paranormal activity

Angra 01-21-2011 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jokuc (Post 885322)
Yeye.. whatever :D
But do you got anything else?
I mean there must be more.. :rolleyes:



You're ungrateful, arrogant, annoying, ban worthy.... and you're swedish. :mad:








You're welcome.

AMICUS HORROR 01-21-2011 08:34 AM

Horror movies are just not that scary, have you tried Disney, one of their reps is a member of this forum.

Straker 01-21-2011 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jokuc (Post 885323)
Are you serious? Or is it just a bad joke? :confused:

I was being serious, its the same reason I don't watch programmes about global warming....

TheWickerFan 01-21-2011 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jokuc (Post 885322)
Yeye.. whatever :D
But do you got anything else?
I mean there must be more.. :rolleyes:

There are many wonderful, scary horror films. Many of these horror films have frightening figures in masks lurching out of the dark to kill their victims. Films of this type date back to the 1960s and there are many that many consider to be far more terrifying than Halloween or Friday The 13th. Yep, there sure are a lot.

fiend_skull 01-21-2011 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angra (Post 885327)
You're ungrateful, arrogant, annoying, ban worthy.... and you're swedish. :mad:








You're welcome.

My thoughts exactly...

Jokuc 01-21-2011 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diabolical (Post 885325)
You said no SPLATTERS?
What the hell is that? You dont want to see blood? Haute Tension is a French movie, look it up, Im not here to do everything for your lazy ass.
Have you seen the Strangers? Thats ppretty good. Vacancy? Those two are pretty creepy. The Thing is very good. The Serpant and the Rainbow, Mark of the Devil, Deranged/Motel Hell(one of my favorites) re-animator, paranormal activity

I don't care if there are blood or not but I do not think splatters are scary.
heh I have seen Haute Tension, The Thing and The Strangers. Vacancy.. hm no I do not think I have seen it. And I have not seen The Serpant, The Rainbow, Mark of the Devil, Deranged/Motel Hell, Re-animator. I will check those ones up, thank you :)

But I do not like Paranormal Activity

Jokuc 01-21-2011 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angra (Post 885327)
You're ungrateful, arrogant, annoying, ban worthy.... and you're swedish. :mad:
You're welcome.

I am grateful, I just do not write it =)
So thanks alot you guys:) eaven if you posted suff I have already seen. The good thing is that you took the time to help me

So there you go Angra :p

TheWickerFan 01-22-2011 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jokuc (Post 885364)
I am grateful, I just do not write it =)
So thanks alot you guys:) eaven if you posted suff I have already seen. The good thing is that you took the time to help me

So there you go Angra :p

Better. Now unless you seriously change your tune, I think you've outstayed your welcome.

Jokuc 01-22-2011 07:22 AM

Alright, I have decided that if I do no find anything that I like here I will probably go with a movie in this category I have already seen. I have seen them all but my friends are not watching horrors that often. I've asked them and they haven't seen any of these. Which one do you think I should chose, which will make my friends most frightened? Pick one of these:

-Friday the 13th Part I + II + III + IV (We watch those 4 movies)

-Halloween 1978 + 2007 (We watch the one from 1978 and then the remake from 2007 to make a comparison between old and new)

-The Texas Chainsaw Masscare 1974 + 2003 (We watch the one from 1974 and then the remake from 2003 to make a comparison between old and new)

-The Hills Run Red + Another Horror Movie

So Pick one option that you think that will be most effective to scare the crap out of them :D

Diabolical 01-22-2011 07:54 AM

Why dont you just put a movie on then jump out from behind them with a knife and attempt to murder them. That will scare them...To be honest, no movie is scary at home ( to me) the theatres sound level is the only thing that sometimes scares me.

Jokuc 01-22-2011 01:54 PM

Hm when you say "At home" I have some good news, we are not going to be inside the main house but in a small building next to it. Actully it's looking like the camp cottages from Friday the 13th (I am serious) so I was thinking about to pick ft13th..

By the way I founded out that the stuff I want is called "Stalk n' Slash" Or something like that. I found a video about it located here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpX7pdFml6g

Despare 01-22-2011 03:03 PM

Have em' watch The Mist, always a good reaction from people.

Diabolical 01-22-2011 05:27 PM

another good movie like FT13 is The Burning

Sistinas666 01-22-2011 05:51 PM

Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

Doctor Loomis 01-22-2011 11:11 PM

Martyrs and Frontiers


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