Horror movies according to Christianity.com
 

This is a pretty funny thread. Surprisingly, most of them defend the movies. One quote, though:

"That Passion of the Christ" says hi.

Scapegoat anyone?

LOL

HAHA! They clearly have never been to my church

Yes and yes (Except for the old people, but that's more because they're old)

they are a bunch of hypocrites screw em all

Well, never had any probs with most Christians I know, as far as horror was concerned...

i'll drink to that.

horror movies are the root of all evil. i can't believe that people actually watch that trash. watching people brutally murdered should not be in anyway viewed for entertainment value. all these "films" do is make a new batch of truly disturbed generation.

if anything, they're not violent enough. Ya know what's good for entertainment? The pediatric burn ward

And I'll drink to that... *hysterical laughter*

???? horror movies?

do they not read the bible or something? the whole THING is one big horror movie

plagues, deception, murder, turning people into salt ... all at the hands of the allmighty loving god!

you think thats bad my step mom is a johova witness.

HOLY CRAP!! my friend was a witness and she used to 'teach' me, meaning she wanted to convert me

anyway i got to learn a lot about them and well.. im sorry man!

from what i learned, she must not be too happy that ur not a witness. the girl told me 'we have to be careful around peopel that arent witnesses because they dont have the same morals we do'

so i asked her 'ok so ar you scared to be with me right now?'

she said 'well my mom did tell me to take care and be careful. i mean you may want me to do something bad'

'like what'

'oh hehe i dont konw. like, go to an R rated movie or something!'

:rolleyes:

yup she hates me and it doesnt help that my dad converted and my little sis was born one. she is super shy around anyonw whos not one.

man... that really REALLY sucks. not only about her but your dad and sis. im trying to think of a way to really get to her but you probably know some

does she have all those pamphlets? try making paper planes of all of them

then go to the library and bring home a bunch of books on wicca, satanism, buddhism, catholicism, you name it. and lay them all around the house. stephen king books, would work too. while ur at it get some videos too. lots of R rated stuff

know whats weird? she thougth that harry potter was evil, but that LOTR wasnt? wtf??? so yeh, get some potter books too.

then if you have a lot of money, go buy yourself a lot of crosses and figurines. put them at like the front door. holy crap she'll be praying every minute.

well i didnt make plains out of them but i once pissed on them. and she has them in this weird bag and she didnt find out tell she gave someone one. and i always make weird coments about satan and how he comes to me in my sleep and how he told me to kill her. well thats the first time i went to the metal inst.

lol fluff thats kinda funny

LOL. i have a whole shoe box, and it was platform sneakers so its a BIG box, of pamphlets. then a bag of hardcover books, including a bible and some book of bible songs.

how about growing your hair out long? that would piss her off. it specifically says in their bibile 'men shall not have long hair' and try talking to yourself a lot. sing a lot of evil-ish songs. try rapping about pimps and hoes. at the dinner table, draw a pentagram or even a cross on your forehead, down the bridge of your nose. that is my plan next time a witness comes over, but they never do anymore.

bloody, yeh see if u think about it what i mentioned isnt even that bad. but to a witness like everything scares them

lol wonder if they r scared of own shadow. mayb carries mom was a witness:D

i never thought of that. i wouldnt be surprised if they believe their shadow is the devil following them

know what else sucked. was the fact that they wouldnt even research buddism, catholicism, mormonism (i think they thought these to be the most evil). anyway, they wont even READ about it, even to be able to say 'yeh theyre wrong because of this' becuase they believe that if you were to even read about it, you are showing the devil that you are interested, therefor allowing the devil to tempt you and opening yourself up to him

... yeh.....

as for carries mom. im pretty sure she had some crosses and stuff and jehovahs witnesses are completely against that. but definitely, carries mom was a fanatic of some sort

well i had long hair and it didnt bother her to much. but sence im a musican i made a song about jhova witness coiming to your door and how i will kill every one i see ther how i would rape there dead body and ...you get the idea. she wasnt to happy about that.

i would hate for my parent to b one i would b sheltered so bad i would have no life and i would have to kill my self

well when i was 14 i ran away and they sent me to a shrink or something like that and he said that i ran because i was afraid of a new member of the family (my little sis was just born) what the fuck it wasnt the sister that bothered me but the people who made her that did

ya know what the bible specifically damns? Clocks. That's right, clocks. Anybody know what time it is? If you do, you're going to HELL!!!!!

last - yeh long hair isnt the worst but they certainly frown upon it. as for the song, you go boy.

bloody - yeh it is pretty depressing these people. i mean they are against blood transfusions. so i asked her 'ok so if your little sisters bus were to crash, and her blood was all over the sand and in the pavement, you wouldnt let her have a transfusion, you'd just let her die?'

'yes, because thats what god wouldve wanted'

...? i couldnt believe that.

lol really i never heard that

i would hate to have parents like that i would run away likeu did and not want to b found

put it this way he wouldnt have let there be transfusion if he didnt want it.

No long hair? But, I thought Jesus had long hair?

thats a good point but jophova witness dont really care what jesus did just as long as they go to heaven and no one elese does

not according to witnesses. thats the exact question i asked her but thats not their rendition. i think in their version, you do not know what he looks like. they dont allow crosses, figurines, pictures etc.

also, they dont celebrate holidays, including christmas. mainly beacuse this wasnt his birthday (well to them, we dont know his bday) but they do know his death day, in that case they go to some sermon where everyone coughs and yawns (i went to one of those). holidays also includes bdays. so no bdays either

tell me about it. and we dont celebrate any holadays no moral day no hallween, no saint pats. ect.

i love when they come to the door. one time i told them satan wouldn't want me to join. my friend once told them he is gay

Leviticus 19:26
Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.

you know whats funny? when they come to your door they give you those pamphlets.

well just like in school, there are the students editions, and the teachers editions. whats in the teachers editions? the answers

so if you ever look at their editions, it says in the back "say hello. ask them how they are doing. bring up the weather. "

then of course, if u read the pamphlets its not only about god but they try to bring in some regular stuff, like about the solar system or about some endangered species.

so on the back it will say something like 'ask them if they like africa. then mention that there is an article on africa and its creatures'

then it says 'bid them god bless and smile'

no im not lieing LOL.

wow pope sam. well thats weird that book is always telling people what to do but it seems if you follow it you braking another thing in it

when i was in elem school we had ppl passing out bibles in front of my school while we were leaving. i took them and brought them home i had 5 of them. then the collection got bigger. i just took them for fun

man. i kinda want to bust out the bible but i cant remmeber where i put the box.

ok now this makes a johovas witness look silly

http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/...ian_10-02.html

found in my friends buddy profile

Christianity inspired horror. Lynchings, burnings, torture, etc.

And didn't Stephen King once say that a horror film is a modern day equivalent of people going to a lynching?:D